I didn’t know Erika Jordan was a jaw dropper. Literally.

She could sock you one in the kisser and you’ll go down like a sack of potatoes. Yep, that’s Miss Erika Jordan for you.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Who is Erika Jordan and why are we so fascinated by this woman?

Who Is Erika Jordan?

Erika Jordan’s list of accomplishments needs an entire article devoted to it.

She plays so many roles outside of the Adult Industry.

She’s:

An actress

A love and relationship coach

Created the 14 week course called the Art Of The Pickup making her a true blue personal dating trainer and sexpert.

An ACE certified health coach and certified physical fitness trainer

A media personality and a leader in the field of digital romance and online dating

Written a few books, that makes her a certified author.

As an An ACE certified health coach and certified physical fitness trainer, she brings what she knows about staying in shape into relationships. She knows the body and soul is just as important as matters of the mind and heart. That’s what makes her a very effective coach.

But most importantly, she’s a MILF and we have a whole list of MILFs on this site just like her.

Erika Jordan’s Vital Stats

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 105 lbs

Measurements: 34D – 24 – 34

Hair: Black

Eyes: Blue

Erika Jordan has a really tight body. Really, really tight.

That’s because she talks the talk and walks the walk.

As a physical fitness coach and certified ACE health coach, she knows that her looks are just as important for her as it is for her clients.

Those tits though. Oh man. I know they’re fake but kudos to the surgeon for making those marvelous mammaries.

And that ass. Oh the things I would do with that ass given the chance.

Here, have a look.

Early Life

Erika Jordan was born May 19, 1982 in Ansbach, Germany. Had they stayed there, we probably wouldn’t have heard much of her. Fortunately, her family moved to Arizona when she was 6.

It was an uneventful life for this beautiful vixen. At 18, she moved to Los Angeles, California to try her luck at acting and modeling. She immediately got a gig once she got there thanks to her striking looks.

Erika Jordan’s career started at 19 when she landed the starring role in the movie “Attack of the Virgin Mummies.” That low-budget B movie opened the doors to better things. 

Virgin Mummy Makes Good, Becomes A Bunny

She then went on to sign a contract with Playboy TV. Erika Jordan started as the weather girl for the Weekend Flash. She also co-hosted the “Totally Busted” series.

SyFY, HBO and Cinemax soon came knocking at her door. Some movies credited to her are:

The Bikini Avengers (2015)

When the Jade Empress hatches a plan for world domination, it’s up to crime-fighting duo Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl to stop her and her nefarious minions.

Piranhaconda (2012)

Two piranha/anaconda hybrid creatures hunt down the scientist who stole their egg and a film crew making a slasher film in the jungle.

Operation Repo (2014)

Take a look inside the fast-paced, high pressure world of car repossession with a team of highly trained professionals from California’s San Fernando Valley.

Avalanche Sharks (2014)

Avalanche Sharks tells the story of a bikini contest that turns into a horrifying affair when it is hit by a shark avalanche.

She also belongs to the Top 100 Most Beautiful Women In The World according to Playboy and Maxim.

She’s modeled for:

Lamborghini

Peach DVD

International Auto Saloon

Vantage Point

Malibu Springs

Just Tires

Advanced Nutrients

Gear Head

Whew! That’s a long list of accomplishments!

She is now currently living in Southern California.

In 2009, Jordan officially launched her own Youtube channel that showcases some of her talents in comedy, action and some sketches.

Erika Jordan On MMA Domination

The last place I would’ve thought about finding a hot piece of ass was through an MMA fetish site. I mean come on. These girls beat the living crap out of this guy and we’re supposed to like it? It seems he has a solid following though.

More so with Erika Jordan on there.

She gets down and sweaty landing punches and applying scissor kicks to the gut and to the head. I’ve always said women who can fight are hot. Erika Jordan just proved my theory right.

I bet if her sweaty gloves and outfit were sold on that site they’d sell out quickly.

She taunts him while she beat the crap out of him which, I bet, made a lot of men blow their wad.

Erika Jordan Has A Very Successful Website

Erika Jordan’s site is very unconventional. But it seems to work well for her. She has a well laid out site with all of the services and activities she does featured. If you want to get in touch with Erika Jordan, here are ways how:

Website: ErikaJordan.Net

Twitter: Erika4Jordan

Instagram: ErikaJordan

Tumblr: Erika-Jordan

Youtube: Just Jazzy 3

Pinterest: Erika_Jordan

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Related Questions:

Does Erika Jordan Know How To Fight?

She’s an above average fighter. Seriously, she could enter the ring with the toughest fighters and probably hold her own. If she took it up seriously, she’d probably be one of the top contenders in the game. And the UFC women’s division needs someone as beautiful, as talented and as popular as her.

What Is An ACE Certified Health Coach?

The American Council on Exercise is a non-profit organization focused on helping people from all walks of life get the most out of basic exercises. It develops NCCA accredited activities for use to improve one’s health. You have to undergo a lot of tests to become a fully certified ACE health coach.

You Said Sexpert? How Do You Become A Sexpert?

Everyone has the potential of becoming a sexpert. But, this is a very limited field. You have to be very professional in your approach to your clients. This is not a profession where getting laid is your main objective. You have to understand human anatomy, psychology and social interactions.

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This woman is not really an adult actress.  Or is she?  We really don’t know.  All we know is that she deserves to be featured on our beloved website.  Yup, all because of her bodily goodness.

Farrah Abraham can still heat you up like the best of ’em.  And yes, she is considered to be one of the hottest MILFs out there.  Everything about her reeks sexiness.  Heck, even her attitude is sexy.  Oh, and we gotta’ give her props for continuing with her sultry cam performances even though she’s busy with her reality tv career back then.

Who is Farrah Abraham?

Farrah Abraham is an American reality television personality, best known as the break-out star of the MTV reality series ’16 and Pregnant’ from its first season.  She also became a main cast in the reality TV series, ‘Teen Mom’, which ran successfully for four seasons straight and was later revived under the title ‘Teen Mom OG’.

She has also appeared on the VH1 show ‘Couples Therapy’.

Farrah is also a singer and she has released a studio album and a music video.  She is also an author and has released a memoir titled ‘My Teenage Dream Ended’ which was featured on ‘The New York Times Best Seller’ list.  She has also released a children’s book titled ‘Passy Perfume’ and a set of three books that she defined as “erotic romance trilogy”.  Farrah is also passionate about cooking turned “momtrepreneur” with her Hot Pepper Italian sauce ‘Mom & Me’.

Her Early Life

Farrah Lynn Abraham was born on May 31, 1991, in Omaha, Nebraska.  Her father is of is Syrian, Lebanese and Italian heritage while her mother is of Danish, German, and descent. Farrah was raised in Council Bluffs, Iowa, by her parents who later divorced in 2010.  She had a rough childhood and a troubled relationship with her parents.  They would often beat her with a belt, leaving cuts, bruises, and scars.

During her school years, she was a cheerleader and aspired to be a model and a cook.  After the news of her pregnancy started to spread, she decided to drop out of school and completed her education at a community college.

Career Journey

Farrah Abraham made her television debut on June 18, 2009 (at 16 years of age), in the second episode of the MTV reality show ’16 and Pregnant’.  She immediately rose to fame sharing her experience of being a teen mom, loss of her on-and-off boyfriend Derek (two months prior to her daughter) birth, and the first few months of motherhood.  A few months later, she was selected as the main cast of the spin-off series ‘Teen Mom’, along with other girls who appeared on ’16 and Pregnant’.  The series documented the first few years of the lives of the casts following motherhood.

As she became more and more famous, she decided to pursue her passion for cooking and took a course in culinary arts and management at the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale in Florida, in 2011.  After earning her degree, she launched the ‘Mom & Me’ pasta sauce line.  Farrah also tried her luck as a singer with the release of her debut studio album ‘My Teenage Dream Ended’ on August 1, 2012.  The album was followed by a memoir with the same title, which released on August 14, 2012.  The book got mixed reviews, while the album received an overwhelmingly negative response from the critics who even labeled her single ‘On My Own’ as one of the worst works of pop music ever made.

Couples Therapy and Teen Mom OG

In January 2014, Farrah became a main cast member in the fourth season of the VH1 reality television show ‘Couples Therapy’.  Farrah was the only cast member in the show’s history to appear without a partner. In February 2014, the TV special ‘Being Farrah’ was released as a follow-up to ‘Teen Mom’.  It was accompanied by special episodes on other ‘Teen Mom’ casts.  The success of these shows prompted the producers to think of reviving the original series.  Despite some cast members being against Farrah’s inclusion on the show due to her adult film history, she was recast in the revived series ‘Teen Mom OG’ in 2015.

Over the span of her blossoming career, Abraham has graced the covers of top magazines, such as Us Weekly and Life & Style. The reality star has also been featured on dozens of commercials and networks, including ABC, WE, VH1, MTV, Bravo, E!, FOX, NBC and many more!

Hot Curiosities

Farrah started dating Derek Underwood in 2006 and became pregnant in early 2008, at the age of 16.  The couple split soon after, but her mother denied her an abortion as it was against her personal beliefs.  Farrah was eight months pregnant when her estranged boyfriend died in a car crash on December 28, 2008.  She later said that despite their separation, he was her ‘first love’ and her ‘only true love’.  On February 23, 2009, she gave birth to their daughter, Sophia Laurent Abraham.

She represented the US, appearing on the sixteenth season of British reality television series ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ on August 27, 2015.  After spending 23 days in the house, she was evicted on September 18.

She aspires to turn her love of writing into a screenplay to produce her first feature film based off of her best selling memoir.

In the past, Farrah has sold plastic molds of her vagina, written a number of erotic novels, and raked in thousands charging top dollar to perform at high-end strip clubs.

Controversies

Farrah’s mother was arrested and charged with assault in January 2010 following an altercation with her which resulted in a physical fight, leaving her with multiple cuts to the right side of her mouth.  Farrah describes this as a turning point in her life as this was the first time she stood up to stop the physical abuse.

On March 2013, Farrah was arrested in Nebraska for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and pleaded guilty in June to avoid a jail term.  She was sentenced to six months probation, $500 fine, and six months of court-mandated sobriety tests.

Farrah has alleged that she was raped, drugged and abused by porn star James Deen, leaving her so traumatized that she has undergone intensive therapy.  She claimed in an exclusive interview with Daily Mail Online that Deen was ‘abusive, pushy and manipulative’ over several months in 2013 when they were casually dating.

“James Deen raped me for his benefit of fame.  He conspired against me with others that I thought were my friends at the time and that was very hurtful.”

Farrah Abraham Gallery

Check out our Farrah Abraham page for of her super sizzling photos.

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You may have come across this actress a couple of times.  Yup, as it’s impossible to miss her on porn sites.  She always gets featured in the front.  I don’t know why…  Coincidence or she’s also a favorite of the administrators.  If it’s the latter, well, totally understandable.  You see, Bethany Benz is a favorite of ours too.  I mean, who wouldn’t fall for this hottie?  Look at her…

Again, exotic and erotic.  Yup, my two favorite words.

Who is Bethany Benz?

This 5’10”, 34DD-26-36 is a Ukranian-American glamour model and adult actress.

Her Early Life

Bethany Benz was born as Elizabeth Ahmed on December 1, 1986, in Kiev, Ukraine.  She is of Nigerian and Ukrainian descent. Bethany grew up in Ukraine and moved to the US (Chicago, IL.) at age 12.

Career Journey

Bethany began her career as a glamor model using the stage name of Caviar.  She has posed for magazines such as Jet, Motorsport and Rolling Out.  This beautiful mix raced woman appeared in music videos for Twista, Snoop Dogg, and R.Kelly. Bethany was also a contestant on the VH1 reality TV series For the Love of Ray J (2009).  Unfortunately, she was voted off the show in the fourth episode.

Bethany entered the adult entertainment industry in July 2010 and did her first hardcore shoot for the popular adult website Bang Bros.  Among the top companies Bethany has appeared in X-rated features for are Freaky Empire, Bang Productions, Combat Zone, Pulse Distribution, Kick Ass Pictures, and West Coast Productions.  She got a nomination for an AVN Award for Best New Starlet in 2012.

Hot Curiosities

In September 2010, Bethany was involved in an incident on the set with male performer Prince Yahshua.  During a sex scene with Bethany, Prince sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis.

Bethany is a fan of tattoo and she has a snake tattooed around right ankle.  She also likes piercings and her navel and clit are both… You know.

Bethany Benz Gallery

Follow Bethany on Instagram for her latest hot, hot posts.
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On November 17, 1970 — as the patent for a computer mouse got approved and our beloved rival, which is the Soviets, landed an unmanned aircraft on the moon — The Sun, a British Tabloid owned by tycoon Rupert Murdoch, put a nude photo of German model Stephanie Rahn on page three under a headline no one remembers (because no one read it or noticed it).  Since then (and after an insane amount of increase in readership), the “Page 3 Girl” became an everyday feature of this upstart tabloid.

The women who graced the spread became their own category of homegrown celebrity as the paper became the highest circulation publication in the Isles.  Some of the models, notably Kelly Brook, Lucy Pinder, and Danielle Sellers, became national celebrities but all of those girls cemented a new benchmark in British hotness.  Oh, but it’s not all roses from there as Page 3 also did piss off a lot of women…

But hey, we’re not here to discuss the “Boobs Aren’t News” movement nor the 44 glorious years of The Sun’s Page 3.  What we’re here to show you are the most memorable and the most memorable and the most controversial Page 3 girls ever.  So without further ado and in no particular order…

1.  Katie Downes

Oh, Katie Downes.  The window washer in Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo.  Kate Downes married Arctic Monkey’s Jamie Cook in 2014, Oh, and she went to high school in a town called (we shit you not) Bootie.

2.  Michelle Marsh

Ah, Michelle Marsh is a favorite of ours back then (and even until now).  We often compare her boobies with the legendary Keeley Hazell.  Oh, and Michelle is considered to be the first of the modern Page 3 Girls.  Michelle went from posing to playing as herself on a wide variety of reality tv shos.

3.  Katie Jordan Price

I don’t really know what to write here as…  Come on!  Every hotness hunter knows who Katie Jordan Price is…  Because she spent the better part of two decades revealing herself not just to the British, but also the world.  She runs an equestrian clothing range because she loves horses, apparently.

4.  Melinda Messenger

Melinda Messenger is a Wiltshire born fashion model turned Sun goddess.  She had a column entitled ‘Mel’s Big Bus Tour’. Readers voted to ban her not because of her writing but because of her implants.  Yup, like you, we don’t see enough reason to cost her that job.

5.  Nina Carter

Nina Carter is a model and singer who was famous in Japan.  Oh, she is also known or marrying Yes Keyboard player Rick Wakeman in the eighties.  Yup, back when marrying a musician seemed cool.  She is now married to a plastic surgeon.

6.  Samantha Fox

She is known as a pop singer as well as a model.  Samantha Fox hit the pages of The Sun when she was only 16.  Her most famous song, ‘Touch Me’, contained a line that says ‘Uh Uh it’s begging for you’.  So yeah, she’s nigh impossible to dislike.

7.  Linda Lusardi

She rose to fame mainly because of her natural assets and her remarkable talent in front of the camera.  Though Linda Lusardi started appearing in The Sun in the mid-seventies, she still had a following in the next 3 decades (it’ll probably last a century).

8.  Kathy Lloyd

She is the second babe here from a town called Bootie (We really need to go a field trip there).  After her Page 3 stints, Kathy Lloyd became a regular for British Maxim.

9.  Keeley Hazell

Need we say more?  Come on, after all of her glamour stint (all of them worth remembering, by the way), you can still see Keeley Hazell doing minor roles in big-budgeted Hollywood flicks.  It’s just a matter of time before she lands a major role.

So there you have it, folks.  Another classic list from your favorite source of uh horniness.  Watch out our next hot, hot list.

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Tera Patrick is one of the most famous porn stars of all time.  She has transcended the usual porn star status and has crossed over to the mainstream.  Her popularity has continued to grow despite her retirement from the porn industry in 2008.

Tera Patrick The Early Years

Tera Patrick was born in Montana on July 25, 1976.

That makes her a legit MILF in my book.

She was raised in San Francisco by her father on account that her mom left them in her early childhood.  They would later be reunited when Tera Patrick became an adult and was already successful in the porn industry.

My Early Years With Tera Patrick

Tera Patrick was the first exotic looking porn star I had ever seen.

She was a fresh of breath air in a sea of blonde, light skinned porn stars that dominated the scene back then.  Her tan skin, in contrast to all others, shone like a dark light in a very pallid room.

I think her looks were instrumental in her quickly rising up the ranks in the porn industry.  She had the face and the body to make her the ultimate teenage boy’s wet dream.   And maybe occasionally a teenage girl’s as well.

 Tera Patrick Becomes A Model and Washes Out At 16

Tera Patrick was 14 when she lost her V card.

The photographer who hired her for photo shoots plied her with a concoction of champagne and Valium.  When she succumbed to the effects of the drugs and alcohol, he quickly had his way with her.  Sneaky, sneaky… (Editor Note: and highly illegal)

She quickly got hooked to Valium and when her father found out about his precious daughter turning into a sex crazed drug addict, he immediately pulled the plug on her career as a model and had her sent back home.

That should’ve been the end of Tera Patrick’s career under the limelight.  For all accounts and purposes, she was a washed up model at 16 years old.  But it wasn’t.

Tera Patrick Secures A Good Education And becomes A Registered Nurse

Back home, Tera Patrick quickly got her GED and immediately studied to become a nurse.

To this day, her nursing background is what she considers her back up career.  That’s just in case she really doesn’t want to have anything to do with the porn industry.

If she had completely turned her back on the entertainment world and settled on becoming a nurse, it would have fulfilled a lot of “hot nurse” fantasies.

Well, I guess she did but only for four years and then in 1999, she decided caring for others would not let her reach her goals in life.

She also has a degree in Microbiology.  That should change the perceptions of people that she’s nothing but a dumb bimbo. 

Porn Comes Knocking On Tera Patrick’s Door

The move to enter the porn industry was not a surprise for some people in Tera Patrick’s immediate family.  After all, she already did modeling and was already featured in some rather racy pics when she was deemed still way too young to be doing it.

So, Tera Patrick sent pics to Playboy.  This would be her entry into the adult industry soon.

Not to be outdone, Penthouse asked her to model for them as well.  And so she did.

Hustler, feeling left out, gave her a bigger offer and she did that as well.

It didn’t take long for the porn industry to come knocking at her door to see if she’d be willing to act in porn.  She said yes.

And so her journey began as a porn actress and she didn’t look back after that.  She went on to star in more than a dozen films in her first year alone.  All of them are now regarded as classics.

She immediately won the award for Best New American Starlet thanks to her stellar performance in the 1999 film Aroused by Andrew Blake.

Tera Patrick’s tan skin and exotic looks are definitely what gets her noticed immediately.  Her tall figure and ample boobs certainly help round that equation out but let’s talk about her face first.

Have you ever seen anyone with that much sex appeal oozing out of her simply by the looks of her face?

Tera Patrick has a very expressive face.  Her eyes definitely convey a lot of emotion when she’s onscreen.

Her lips too.  They’re just so luscious that in my younger years I found myself kissing the TV screen when I got caught up in my childhood fantasy of her.  (Editor Note: okay that’s a little weird)

No wonder that photographer drugged her.  And I’m not saying I support that idea of drugging a girl to get her into bed but I understand.

He simply had to have her.  (Editor Note: dude… underage, drugging there is nothing ‘understandable’ about that!)

Tera Patrick certainly didn’t want anything to do with sex yet at that point being that she was only 14 then.

Driven to desperation, he used alcohol and drugs and that did the trick.  Looking back, he might actually be the reason why she’s in porn and somehow we’ll have to thank him for that.  Or not.

Tera Patrick certainly has moved on from that incident and has even mentioned forgiving the guy for what he did to her in the past.

She regards sex as an outlet that she truly enjoys.

Tera Patrick also has humongous boobs that truly deserve to be seen by everyone.  Before breast augmentations, she already had a 34D rack that most women would be envious of.  After going under the knife, she now sported 34DDs.

Double Damn.

Tera Patrick Retires From The Porn Industry

Life without Tera Patrick in it just isn’t worth living.  (Editor note: that’s a little dramatic… are you off your meds today or something?)

And it’s a good thing that Tera Patrick isn’t completely out of the game yet.  Although she’s retired from doing films, she continues to have a very powerful online presence.

Teravision started in 2003.  It’s 2017 now and Tera Patrick’s company just keeps getting stronger.  To check her company out, visit:

She has also added another website to her online presence this time capitalizing on her own brand, Tera Patrick.  The site, well it’s:

Tera Patrick has added being an author to her long list of titles.  She released a book called Sinner Takes All which I greatly enjoyed and that’s how I managed to share a lot of stories about her.  Seven years and the book is still doing great with fans continuing to buy copies whenever they find one available.  Her book is also available on Amazon.  That’s where I got my copy.

If you want to communicate with her directly, you can always send her a Direct message.  She really appreciates her fans and takes the time to respond to any messages sent to her.  Just make sure you send one that deserves her attention though.  She does not suffer fools.

Here’s her Twitter handle:

To complete the online package, she also has an Instagram account that details her daily life in images.  Here’s her Instagram account:

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Sara Jean Underwood was Playmate Model of the Month for July 2006.  She went on to become the Playmate of the Year in 2007.  (Here’s the gallery: Playboy Sara Jean Underwood)

Sara Jean Underwood and Carrie Underwood are not related

Let’s get this straight, Sara Jean Underwood is no singer.  She’s also not to be confused with Carrie Underwood. (Editor note, I don’t think anyone was making that mistake but okay)

The two share the same last name but are not related in any way.

They’re equally famous though and maybe that’s what draws initial comparisons between the two.  (Editor note: again, I don’t think anyone has compared the two… other than you)

Sara Jean Underwood The Early Years

Sara Jean Underwood was born on March 26, 1984 in Portland, Oregon.

She went to Scappoose High School, where she was a member of the volleyball team in junior high.  She majored in Business Marketing at Oregon State University.  After graduation, she got a job in sales in the construction industry.  It didn’t take long for her to leave the mundane life she led for one under the spotlight as a Playmate. 

Sara Jean Underwood, One of the Hottest Playboy Celebrities

Sara Jean’s time spent at Oregon State U. got her named and featured as one of “The Girls of The Pac 10”.

She was featured in a Playboy pictorial in its October 2005 issue.  They also put her on the cover.  From there, she rocketed to fame by being named Playmate of the Month for July, 2006.  Later she was named Playmate of the Year for 2007.

Sara Jean would later recruit another Playmate in the person of Ida Ljungqvist, whom she met while shopping in Beverly Hills. 

Sara Jean Underwood is Cute as a Bunny with Boobs Just the Right Size

Considering the Playboy logo is a bunny, no wonder someone as cute as Sara Jean Underwood was made into a favorite Playmate by the magazine.

Cute and cuddly is more like it when you take in her boobs.  They  seem to me to be just the right size.  I mean, she wouldn’t be cute anymore if her boobs were not proportionate to her height, right?  She’s just 5’3”with 35-24-34 measurements…

Nah! What am I even saying here?  I say the bigger the better!

Her decision to leave her boobs natural at the start earned her a lot of fans.  Many men long for real boobs and none of that augmented shit most nude models go for.  She was 32B when she was first featured in Playboy.

Later on, she had her breast size adjusted to her current 35s for visual purposes.

Her boobs are perfect as they already are.  They’re big and each one is topped with light colored areolae with a tiny nipple on top of each mound.  Mmmmmm….

To further accentuate her youthfulness, Sara Jean Underwood has a clean shaven pussy and its one of the smoothest vaginas I’ve seen in the pages of Playboy.

Sara Jean Underwood: All Around American Girl

Regardless of having a really hot body, it is Sara Jean Underwood’s looks that totally sell the package.

She looks like the all American good girl.  Much like a younger Jennifer Aniston I might say so myself with the same sweet girl next door demeanor that everyone just loves.

The only thing is: she’s not really a blonde.  She’s really a brunette who just dyes her hair to look the part.  Maybe that explains why she’s so smart…

Anyway, Sara Jean Underwood also has very beautiful green eyes that you can lose yourself into if you dare stare at them for a long time.  Equally captivating is that wide smile that just hints at the naughty girl just hiding underneath the surface of her nice girl looks.

Aside from Playboy, Sara Jean has been featured in other mags.  For example, I first saw a full-page photo of her in Maxim before that mag was relaunched in its new format.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Career from Hooters to Hollywood

Hooters waitresses are known for their tight shirts (and shorts), which bring us back to Sara Jean Underwood’s boobs.

While still in college and before she gained her Playmate status, Sara Jean was a Hooters waitress.  (Editor Note: she’s way hotter than any Hooters waitress at my local Hooters)

Now, aside from Playboy videos, she also has film credits under her belt which include horror flicks like “The Telling” (2009) and “Deadly Weekend” (2014).

She has also been on Cable TV and was an announcer for Blackbelt TV.

She was on MTV and was featured in the Reality TV Series, “Ridiculousness”.

Superhero movies are popular nowadays.  Maybe Marvel could cast Sara Jean Underwood as a blonde super-hero.

If the part hadn’t already been taken, she would have made a convincing Mockingbird, Hawkeye’s ex-wife.

She’d be perfect what with her flexible body.  I mean you already get that that impression from watching her videos, right?  Keep scrolling, there is a video coming up of her doing nude yoga.

Sara Jean Underwood is a big nerd and has Other Interests

Sara Jean Underwood loves to travel, and she’s been to Japan as a participant in the Kunoichi (obstacle course) competition.

Its known here as the Women of Ninja Warrior, so it’s the real deal.

Sara Jean Underwood being an avid yoga practitioner was able to wow everyone when she finished the first heat with little effort.  Too bad being a yogi is no match for the dancing stones on the second heat.

Still, that’s a pretty good indication that there’s more to this girl than meets the eye.

She is also a professional poker player.  We mean real poker, not strip poker, but nothing can stop us from dreaming.  Yeah, we’ve seen her in all her glorious nakedness but getting to see her strip slowly would be a welcome treat, wouldn’t you say?

Sara Jean Underwood also considers herself as a big nerd.

She is also a Ruby on Rails programmer.  She even released a beginner’s book on the computer language.

Sara Jean Underwood Is Online

Like most celebrities these days, Sara Jean Underwood has also taken to the Internet to keep herself relevant with the changing times.

For pictures and other images she shares of herself and her personal life, visit her Instagram page:

To send her a direct message or simply check up on what she’s up to these days, check out her Twitter:

And please, don’t ask her about Carrie Underwood. Once again they’re not related.  Just equally popular.

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Alice Goodwin is a glamour model who has made a lot of men fall in love with her thanks to her 32FF boobs.

Too bad she’s married.

But there still just might be a chance if you wait long enough.

Alice Goodwin the Glamour Model and WAG

A great body with a pretty face – that’s all any guy would ask for from a woman.

Throw in a bit of intelligence and that’s a bonus.

And just in case the woman is married – like 31-year old Alice Goodwin, for instance – there’s no law that states we can’t have fantasies about her in private, right?

Alice Goodwin’s occupation is listed on one website as Glamour Model/WAG.

WAG pertains to Wives and Girlfriends in model speak.  Alice is currently married to ex-Arsenal and Liverpool footballer Jermaine Pennant.

That’s not gonna stop us from ogling right?

Right!

And in the words of the almighty dragon queen Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) “Shall we begin?”

Alice Goodwin and her Enhanced Knockers

How do you like those knockers, mate?

I’m not much of a boob man but when a woman has boobs the size of her butt, well… it has me reconsidering my position on that preference.

Alice Goodwin definitely went all in with her massive mammaries.

I thought an F-cup would be big enough to satisfy most women who want to have big boobs.  But Alice wasn’t just going for bigger than average.  She wanted to have the most massive breasts in town without going into the G territory which is a bit much.

And guess what?

Alice Goodwin’s breasts weigh one-and-a-half pounds each.

She weighs just 128 Lbs. in all, though.

Without breasts, that’d make her a 125er.

I guess that’s an ok weight for her since she stands 5’8”.  So, not too thin.  Not too fat.  Just right!

Now it’s not like she went from an A cup to an F immediately.  She was originally an F-cupper already before she decided to have breast enhancements.  That decision was made after she appeared in The Daily Star in 2008.

When she got a look at those pictures, the idea to go even bigger hit her.  That was a decision made also because her fans just couldn’t get enough of her boobs.   Her fan mail largely consisted of men all over the world asking for more boobie shots and if she’d get bigger boobs.  Oh and they were really asking her to have breast enhancements with an emphasis of “Please get bigger breasts” on the heading of their mail to her.  And so she did.

For them.

So you see? If you ask nicely enough, some girls will get bigger boobs just for you.

After surgery and turning her already big boobs into 32FFs, she was pronounced by Zoo Magazine in 2009 as “Hottest Topless Babe of the Year.”

Yep, your votes do count in competitions like these.

So if you want your favorite female models to become superstars, make it a point to vote for them, like them share them on social media and do everything in your power to get more people to recognize who they are.  For starters, you could share our page to your mates.  Trust me, it’ll be a great conversation starter as you debate over the finer things in life centered around women.  Heck you can even bring me into the conversation and criticize my choices or what not.

Just leave your comments below and we’ll answer them as best as we can in a timely manner.

So anyway, back to Alice Goodwin’s 32FFs.

32FF… now what does FF stand for?  Fucking Fantastic?

Alice Goodwin and Jermaine Pennant’s Love Affair

When Jermaine and Alice first got together in 2011, Jermaine’s erstwhile girlfriend Lara Murphy and her supporters went absolutely ballistic.

One of Lara Murphy’s friends even went as far as to state that Alice wasn’t really a model but just a cheap TV pornstar.

This was in reference was to her appearance on the late-night TV show Babestation, in which Alice accepts calls from lonely men, horny teenagers, and sometimes, drunk, married men.   She then pretends to get turned on by some of these calls and poses in a sexy manner for the camera.  Like a legit webcam show but this time supported by a TV station.  That really helped her career a lot because she became quite a sensation for that.  The ratings for that show also went through the roof each time she put on a salacious pose.

I wonder why most TV stations haven’t picked up on that idea yet.  I’d subscribe to that.  Wouldn’t you?

And you know that if you’re sad or lonely, those boobs can look mighty comforting.  Like a shoulder to cry on.  A shoulder with nipples.

Now whether the rumor that Jermaine Pennant was one of those callers is true or not is up for debate.

But he did end up leaving Lara Murphy behind for Alice Goodwin.  No doubt it was a decision based on being with someone who has bigger boobs.  Heck, he’s probably got his face buried in them right now.

And if ever you’re in England and catch a sight of her at one of his games, just remember there’s no law stating you can’t fantasize about her.

Just make sure you do it in private though.

Her husband can kick your nuts into oblivion if he ever finds out so that’s fair warning for you guys.

Alice Goodwin in Other Publications

Although Alice Goodwin has appeared in other publications, Zoo continues to be her main one.

Alice has appeared in other publications like Nuts and Maxim.

I’m looking forward to seeing more of her on the splash pages of major magazine publications because those boobs just deserve to be exposed to the whole world!

Alice Goodwin is online

Alice Goodwin is very active online.

She constantly engages her fan base on Twitter and sends updates about her activities to guys all over the world who appreciate it.  She’s also unofficially her husband’s promotional tool as she always tweets where he’s playing next.  And wherever he plays, she’s sure to be around to cheer him on.

So if you wanna know where she’s going or what she’s up to, check out her Twitter: @xAliceGoodwinx

She also has an amazing Instagram page where you can have your fill of her boobs. Here’s her Instagram page:

And of course we have hundred of pictures and videos of her right here on our site:  Alice Goodwin Nude Pictures and Videos

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Jesse Jane is one of the hottest porn stars the world has known.  She was regarded as the new face of modern porn when she broke into the adult film industry.

Jesse Jane The Early years

Jesse Jane was born Cindy Taylor on July 16, 1980 in Fort Worth, Texas.

She was born in a military hospital.  The moment she got out, there was no doubt in anyone’s mind that she’d be calling a lot of attention.  Her cries at that time sure made everyone look in her direction.

She grew up as a military brat.

I’d say brat was used loosely for her.

Without any male supervision, she quickly got into trouble a lot and was considered a truant by the time she turned 16.

She wasn’t really that bad though.  It was more of her skipping out on school to have fun with her normal friends who lived outside the base.

To instill some discipline into his errant daughter, her father enrolled her in some martial arts class and that straightened her out enough to finish high school and at least have a diploma under her belt.

As soon as she was out of her parents care, Jesse Jane turned her sights onto modeling and eventually porn.

Jesse Jane The Face Of Modern Porn

Before entering the porn industry, Jesse Jane did a few modeling stints and worked as a waitress at a Hooters bar.

This was where her personality shone.  She was known as the girl who laughed easily and would make faces to break the tension in the room.

She was never really good at tense situations and laughing always helped her relax.

Jesse Jane isn’t shy to admit that she’s had augmentations to create the perfect body you see now.

Those boobs?  Yeah, they’re fake.

Get over it.

I’d have to say they’re one of the most perfectly created boobs though.

She arguably changed the face of porn because of that.

It also helped that she starred in two of the biggest porn movies ever made.  Yep, I said porn movies.

Pirates and Pirates II: Stagnetti’s revenge were high budget films that had actual scripts and dialogues going on.

A lot of focus was also put into the sets used as well as the costumes everyone had to wear before it got ripped into shreds.  It also featured a lot of great sex on screen with a bevy of hot porn stars getting all down and dirty for our viewing pleasure.

Jesse Jane was credited in the starring role and she pretty much carried the entire film with her performances.  I’d say they were a bit stilted but if we were to base it on porn performance standards, I say she deserves an award.  Oh yeah, she did get awards for her performances.  Sheesh, what the hell am I talking about?

Jesse Jane broke into the porn industry through the help of another porn star.

It wasn’t just any other porn star though.  It was the equally hot Tera Patrick who arguably continues to be the hottest porn star to date.

What’s Jesse Jane Really Like In Person?

Contrary to popular belief, Jesse Jane is one of the most professional porn stars ever to be in the porn industry.

Oh she can be a little snappy but only when things don’t go her way.  And the reason why that’s been blown out of proportion is because those were the times when a lot of people saw what she was like when she got irked.

Oh, she’ll shoot the shit with you when its downtime but she will never take any shit once the cameras are rolling.

Most of the time, Jesse Jane is a pretty easy-going girl who will easily laugh at even the most mundane jokes.

She’s also very honest.  Her superstar status has helped her afford that.  She has turned down a lot of roles simply because it wasn’t interesting enough or the guy she was partnered with wasn’t attractive at all.

Outside of the porn industry, Jesse Jane is a doting mom and caring aunt.  She took in her nephew and niece and supported them all throughout their childhood with her earnings as a porn actress.  Jesse is still considered their “mom” to this day.  She has since added a son to her little family and says she’ll be retiring before he grows old enough to understand what his mom is doing to earn money.

When she’s not in front of the camera getting her pussy split in two, she’s actually more of a soccer mom, or a baseball mom or whatever her brood of three is up to.  I bet she does more than lift the spirits up of the team she supports when she’s cheering her kids on though.

Jesse Jane Breaks Into The Mainstream

How do you know if a porn star has truly made it?

Well, I’d say if they were able to break into the mainstream that counts as having already made it outside of the porn industry.

And Jesse Jane has done it not just once but several times.

She did cameo roles for Starsky and Hutch as well as Baywatch.

She was also featured in the hit TV series Entourage where she led a group called the Pussy Patrol.

She’s been interviewed on Late Night TV shows most notably Jay Leno on the Tonight show.

Heck she was even featured on the cover of the band Drowning Pool’s “Desensitized” album!

She’s gone places where very few porn stars have ever gone thanks to her popularity as one of the hottest porn stars ever.

What’s Jesse Jane Up To Now?

Jesse Jane has stated she is retiring this year from doing porn this year.

I was really saddened by that news but after hearing what her plans are, I guess I’m happy for her.

She’s planning on launching her own tequila company called Diosa Tequila

Down the road, she has plans for a tell all book.  Perhaps this book will finally reveal the names of the male co-stars she’s had who hit on her after they did their scene and eventually ended up on her list of people never to work with again.  The tentative title is “My Double Life”.

It seems like there’ll be no stopping for this 5’3”, 108 lbs, 34D blonde spitfire when it comes to reaching the top!

Jesse Jane is Online

Jesse Jane maintains her own website:

And she has two Instagram accounts and two Twitter accounts.  Why?  I don’t really care. I say the more the merrier.

Here are her Instagram accounts:

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Jennifer Aniston is the perennial sweet, girl next door type who is gifted with good looks and charm.  She became the blueprint for all other females cast in lead roles in TV sitcoms ever since.  This is mainly due to the fact that the Rachel Green character she portrayed in the wildly successful Friends TV sitcom was so well received by audiences all over the world.  That still continues to this day.

Jennifer Aniston’s Early Life

Jennifer Aniston was born to act being the only daughter of two accomplished actors, John Aniston and Nancy Dow.  She is the only girl among three children and that explains why even though she looks as feminine as she is, she is as tough as any boy in the neighborhood. Growing up, Jennifer Aniston lived a very active lifestyle playing alongside her brothers.  This shaped her character to become who she is today: a tough, funny girl who can switch between being tomboyish and being ultra feminine.

It wasn’t soon before Jennifer Aniston became interested in what her parents were doing since they were in Days of our Lives (John Aniston) and The Wild Wild West (Nancy Dow), pretty popular TV shows in those days.

Because of her insistence to be just like her parents, Jennifer was enrolled in the Waldorf school where she was able to fully express her artistic side.  After graduation she enrolled in the Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music and Art and Performing Arts.  This is where she got her first real taste of what it was like to be an actress and perform onstage.  Although drama was her main focus during her tenure in that educational facility, Jennifer Aniston’s great sense of humor couldn’t help but shine through which was easily picked up by people around her.  When asked, all her former friends, classmates, teachers all say Jennifer Aniston was equally as funny as she was able to evoke tears during dramatic performances.

Her education lead to performances for Off Broadway productions before her career headed for the Big Screen with a little detour doing TV performances of course.

Jennifer Aniston’s Career Before Friends

Jennifer Aniston was by no means an overnight success.  Oh we all remember her as Rachel Green now but before that TV show took off she was basically thinking of calling it quits in the acting world due to 4 failed TV shows beforehand.  Those were, in no particular order: Molloy, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (not the movie), Muddling Through and The Edge.

Those failed to take off despite Jennifer Aniston’s full commitment to playing the roles she was in.  Oh she shone in each scene she was in but she just didn’t shine enough to help make those TV shows a success.  I’d say it was overall bad casting and horrible scripts that killed those TV shows.  Jennifer should’ve been included in a cast with more star power in it.

It was only the TV adaptation of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off that probably had any level of success in bringing Jennifer Aniston to the attention of casting directors and other companies.

Aside from being cast as a regular in those 4 TV shows, Jennifer also had a few guest appearances that I’d bet she’d want to forget ever happened.  Think: Camp Cucamonga and the movie Leprechaun.

She did do bit parts in TV shows that had some cult following like Quantum Leap and Burke’s Law.

Jennifer Aniston and The Beginning of Friends

The stars did seem to align properly and Jennifer Aniston was soon cast in another ensemble cast type of TV show.  This would eventually become the widely popular TV Sitcom Friends which is probably the most popular sitcom ever to grace our TV sets.  Well, Cheers should probably be on that short list as well as How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory.

But, at that time, none of the future A listers knew what they were in for down the line.  Jennifer Aniston may have shone brightly in that first episode but underneath her seemingly positive exterior was a girl struggling with the thoughts of finally giving up her dreams of becoming a Hollywood star and just moving back home to focus on her first love which was theater.

Unbeknownst to everyone else involved, she was prepared to treat this as another failed venture in her growing list of cancelled TV shows and bit parts.

Imagine her surprise when the network gave them all a nice bonus and ordered more episodes based on favorable reviews from audiences across the nation.  That started the whole ball rolling for Jennifer Aniston and the rest of her cast mates.

Jennifer Aniston At The Height Of Friends Success

Jennifer Aniston played the character Rachel Green on TV for a good decade.  During her stay as one of the leading actresses, the world witnessed her grow up both as a person and as a thespian.  She was constantly mobbed by the Papparazzi who were all looking to get snapshots they could sell off to magazines and other publications.

It’s amazing how Ms. Aniston was able to survive all those years without a really big scandal to derail her career.  Her preference in staying out of the spotlight and remaining home is a big reason how she managed to do just that.

The only things that were usually in the press were Jennifer Aniston’s dating relationships, success on Friends and her net worth.  Nothing too bad since most of those reports had positive things to say about her.  She was America’s darling and no one wanted to destroy that.

Jennifer Aniston After Friends

Of the Friends cast, Jennifer Aniston can be considered the one who has succeeded the most. While still actively playing her well loved character on TV, Jennifer had also played roles in movies.  She was preparing her career outside of Friends even though no one else saw it ever ending.

Movies like “Rockstar”, “The Good Girl”, “Bruce Almighty” and “Along Came Polly” eventually lead to her playing in future roles in movies like “Marley and Me”, “Horrible Bosses”, “We’re The Millers” and a host of other films.  She’s had her hits and misses all throughout these years but it seems like America doesn’t really mind as long as they see their beloved Rachel er… Jennifer on screen.

She’s also had her stint doing voice acting.  Perhaps a fall back for her should her looks start to go.  Check her out in The Iron Giant, Storks and Hercules.  Hearing her voice spoken by the animated characters will immediately evoke images of her doing it.  That’s how recognizable Jennifer Aniston is.

Jennifer Aniston Fappening and Other Nude Pics

I bet you were getting worried that this was beginning to sound like a Wikipedia entry of Jennifer Aniston’s life.  You think we weren’t going to show you nude pics?  What type of site do you think you’re at?

Of course there’ll be nudity here!

Jennifer Aniston was not spared when the Fappening happened.  Nude pics of Jennifer Aniston showed up back in 2014.  Thankfully, another Jennifer (Jennifer Lawrence) was the main focus of that event so the former Friends star was not as scandalized as the rest of the celebrities featured there.

But, if the Papparazzi think they’ve gotten one up over her, Jennifer Aniston is not the least bit shy about showing her body.  Heck, she’s been in multiple publications wearing almost next to nothing. She’s even flashed us once or twice in a movie and could you blame her if she wanted to show off that perfectly tight body?  If I was her I’d spend hours and hours in front of the mirror just admiring myself.

Jennifer Aniston has a very desirable body.  Don’t believe me?  She was GQ’s first ever Woman of the Year in 2005.  People Magazine dubbed her The Most Beautiful Woman in the World not just once but twice the first time in 2004 and more than a decade later, in 2016!  And she’s never been completely out of that list as she is always ranked in the upper 50 of that prestigious contingent of women.

FHM declared her to be one of the Sexiest Women in the World 4 times.  And not to be outdone, Men’s Health declared Jennifer Aniston “The Sexiest Woman of All Time”!

All time!  Forever!  I strongly agree.

Check these pictures out:

That should help convince you if you still have any doubts.

 Jennifer Aniston Pokies Phenomenon

Now, I’m gonna go off character here a bit because as much as I love seeing naked bodies, with Jennifer Aniston, I prefer her fully clothed. In light clothing of course.  And, preferably without a bra.  Because Jennifer Aniston’s pokies are way more arousing for me.

To this day, I still can’t figure out why, so maybe you can help me out by commenting below if you like her fully naked or simply looking at her erect nipples as she goes about her daily life.

Jennifer Aniston probably didn’t mean to but when she went braless, lots of horny teenagers who had fallen in love with her probably came all over their living room couches simultaneously.  That must’ve been a very awkward situation for these guys because her TV show was usually watched alongside the entire family when it aired every week.

I’ve seen her in the nude so I know Jennifer Aniston’s breasts are amazing.  Now, whether she went under the knife for that or not is still up to debate because she has remained mum over that subject all these years.  I dare say they’re real.  There’s a real sag to them and I don’t see any evidence of scars anywhere.  So it’s either she was gifted with great genetics or she has a really good surgeon who signed a very comprehensive non-disclosure agreement.

Jennifer Aniston Health Lifestyle

Wanna know how Jennifer Aniston manages to keep herself looking so fresh and young?  Two words: Healthy Lifestyle.

Jennifer Aniston is well known as a yoga practitioner and Budokan Karate.  Yeah, she can kick your ass so don’t let her catch you checking out her pokies.

Jennifer Aniston Awards, Nominations and Other Testaments To How Great An Actress She Is

Jennifer Aniston has won an Emmy, a Golden Globe award and a Screen Actors Guild award.  She has yet to win an Oscar.  Perhaps if the right role came along she would.

She also has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame which her co stars also have as testament to their undying popularity playing characters that helped shape an entire generation.

And those are just the awards she won from the more recognizable awarding bodies in the industry.  Her list of awards and nominations would be as long as my arm if I listed them all out here.

Let’s just say a lot of people are rooting for her and love her so much that they just want to keep throwing trophies and awards at her.

And it’s not that she doesn’t deserve it.  She’s paid her dues.  She’s done all the back breaking work and slogged through all the challenges she’s faced all these years and still comes out smiling.

Like Rachel Green would.

Jennifer Aniston Trivia:

Did you know that Jennifer Aniston is extremely terrified of going underwater?  She has no problem being in the water as evidenced by thousands of photos of her at the beach, she just can’t let herself go underwater due to a childhood trauma involving a pool, a very young Jennifer Aniston and a trike.  Go figure.

Did you know Jennifer Aniston and Mayim Bialik once starred in a TV show together?  Before they became household names, Jennifer Aniston and Mayim Bialik (Big Bang Theory’s Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler) starred in the short lived TV sitcom, Molloy.  That means although that TV show failed it spawned two stars who’d be in the highest rated TV sitcoms of all time.  I wonder what the producers of Molloy are thinking that Jennifer and Mayim are considered Hollywood A listers now.

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Lina Posada is my new drug of choice coming out of Colombia.  She is considered one of their hottest exports to date.

Lina Posada The Blonde Bombshell From Colombia

When we think of superstars from Colombia, Shakira,  easily comes to mind.

But that once sultry singer is 40 now.  And it’s been a long time since she first belted out “underneath your clothes.”

So, the question is: is there anyone hot enough from Colombia to rival Shakira’s fame?

Are there any fresh faces from Colombia who can make an impact on us today?  Has there been anyone at all in recent years?

The answer is yes.  (Editor note… yeah tons of them Catalina Otalvaro, Carla Ossa, Camila and Mariana Davalos – plus many more)

And I’m ashamed to admit that my love for Shakira made me completely ignore Lina Posada.

Quite an impossible feat since she’s totally hot and her looks make her seem like she’s not even a real person at all!

Lina Posada Has The Face And Body of A Goddess

Lina Posada stands 5’9” and weighs just a little shy of 115 lbs.  For all accounts and purposes, she has the basic requirements needed for a woman to enter the modeling world.

Her blonde hair and striking blue eyes complete the package.

She also has one of the most symmetrical faces I’ve seen in the modeling world giving her that timeless beauty we all love.

The combination of good looks and a hot body allows Lina Posada the ability to transition from product to product without any problems.

And because she is such a beautiful woman, the products she endorses seem to fly off the shelves thanks to people who fall in love with her first and then the product she has on her or in her hands.

I especially like her hands, they’re so feminine.  They fit her really well.  When she holds a product in her hands, her long, slender fingers perfectly frame that object with ease.  After reading this, try and look for a Lina Posada ad and tell me I’m lying that she seems to be caressing that product with her digits.

I’d have to admit though that what got me really attracted to her was her body.

Yeah her face served as the hook but her body definitely is the reason why I’m totally addicted to her.

I reckon I now have over a hundred photos of her saved in my hard drive and not one of those photos seems to show her in a bad light.

Ok, so 34Bs on a 5’9” frame seem a bit small right?

I thought so too.

But when I first got a look at her boobs, I thought they were more than enough for someone like her.  I found out the details later and that left me scratching my head.

How can 34Bs look so huge on someone as tall as her?

The answer is her slim physique and the way she projects herself.

There’s not an ounce of fat on her.  That’s the result of a good exercise regimen to keep her body looking young.  It’s a combination of yoga, jogging and free weights.

But it’s how she projects herself that really sells her image.  Lina Posada understands her body better than most people in the fashion industry.  She knows that a slight readjustment of her back can really push her frontal assets to the fore without looking too obvious.

That slight adjustment of her posture has helped her earn a lot of money!

So… for the girls, if you don’t have that much going on in your breast area, take a hint from Lina Posada and do what she does instead of relying on a wonder bra to enhance your appearance.

And like any Colombian girl worth her salt, Lina Posada has a wonderful ass.  She could give Charlotte Stokely a run for her money.

As a result of her strict exercise regimen, Lina Posada is now the proud owner of an ass just begging to be slapped in a lecherous manner.

She also credits dancing as the reason why she has such a sexy ass.  Oh man, what I’d give to see her in more videos where she wiggles that ass!

Lina Posada The Early Years

Lina Posada was born on March 13, 1988.  She is a Colombian national, but could easily pass off as an all American girl.  This could be the fault of her striking blue eyes and golden mane.

There isn’t that much to talk about regarding her personal life before she became a huge star.  In fact, Lina Posada says it was quite a normal life.

You see, in Colombia, most girls, they look like her.  (Editor note: yeah right) Colombian girls are hot, hot, hot!

So standing out of the crowd proved a bit of a challenge for Lina Posada at first.

That and the fact that she was more focused on finishing school to finally become what she really wanted to be when she grew up: A pilot.  Lina Posada’s entry into the modeling world was a divergence from that original plan.

She states that she was always good at any subject involved in the complex world of mathematics and physics.

Yep this blonde Goddess wanted to be captain of a flying ship ferrying people from airport to airport.  It would have been a shame to not have had the chance to see her in the modeling world if that happened.

Unless she moonlit as one.  As a model and not a pilot.

I bet the flyboys would go gaga all over her and fight each other to the death just so they could take the co-pilot seat with her in command.

Anyway, when that didn’t pan out in her favor, she decided that she needed to make the same amount (or more) as that of a pilot.  So, off to the modeling world she went and I’m glad she took advantage of her hot body and looks.

When she knocked on the doors of modeling agencies, agents came to the door to greet her and quickly ushered her in so they could be the one to hire her.

There was a bidding war that went on before she signed on to the top modeling companies in her native land of Colombia.

And so the woman who wanted to be a pilot maneuvering a jumbo jet on the runway became a model who conquered the runway at fashion shows.

Lina Posada’s Career Launched in her Native Colombia

Lina Posadas first started modeling in 2007, for a lingerie brand called Espiral.

Her fantastic shots opened the doorway for more opportunities and soon she was modeling products left and right.

She also became the face of another Colombian lingerie brand called Besame.  It is considered one of the highlights of her career.  The Besame gig became a springboard for other modeling contracts with Paradizia, Irgus Swimwear, TJSN, T.T. Blues, UJeans, and others.

The offers for her to model didn’t stop there.  Soon, American companies were asking her to sign up with them.  And so she did.  She eventually found herself flying back and forth on a regular basis.

Offers continue to pour in for her to be featured with prominent branded products.  She’s still wading through all those proposals and fan mail with her manager at this time of writing.

And as with any model who wants to try their luck overseas, Lina Posadas made a move to come over.  Lina now currently resides in Los Angeles, California.

Her passport has been stamped so many times thanks to her travels abroad for modeling projects.

But she always rushed back home: LA where everyone she loves now lives.

Lina Posada, the Single Mother

Lina Posadas is one hot Mama.

Being a mother of two has not been detrimental to her career in any way.

She has managed to keep her body fit even though a pair of humans has already slid out of her vagina to enter this world.  Heck, she could put most models her age to shame with just how fit she is!

Now I understand that a lot of guys would think twice about dating someone who has children but let’s weigh the pros and cons okay? .

Dealing with bar girls and one-night stands can be tiring.  Whirlwind romances with a fast revolving door of new faces can lose its charm all too quickly.

So, why not try having a meaningful relationship with a single mom?  These women are mentally and emotionally stronger and they seem to have their feet planted firmly on the ground.

Lina has a son and daughter, whom she had with her past boyfriend Juan David Posada, a fellow model.

Their relationship is on a sort of hiatus right now.

Okay, so the major downside to dating her is that he’ll always be around.  After all, they do have kids together and unless he’s a deadbeat dad, he’ll pop in from time to time to check on the children.

I’m not really the jealous type but there are a couple of what-ifs hanging with that type of situation.

What if she falls in love with him all over again?

What if they decide to give it another go at having a good relationship?

What if the kids don’t like you?

Too many what-ifs.

There has not been any news about Lina seeing anyone or having a new boyfriend, so it just may be possible you stand a chance.

Just make sure you fit the criteria of man she’s looking for.  She’s stated she wants someone who’s level headed, knows how to hold a good conversation and of course has a way with kids.

Oh and she wants to have terrific sex whenever and wherever the mood hits her.

So bring you’re A game.

Check out her Twitter and Instagram first before you make your move, she has active accounts on both social media platforms.

But What’s Linda Posada Really Like?

A really good question if you’re hell bent on winning her over.

Okay, where do we start?

Linda Posada is known within the inner circles of the fashion industry as a very sweet and kind person who looks after everyone she works with.  On set, she greets everyone down to the lighting assistant.

She appreciates what she has right now and makes sure everyone knows how thankful she is that she is one of the most popular actresses in the industry today.

That type of attitude I’d expect from someone a little bit older than her.

She’s only 25 and she’s acting like a nice lady.

Hmmm, maybe her having kids brought about that level of maturity earlier than expected.

Oh, but don’t forget, she’s Colombian.

There’s some muy caliente latina blood running in her veins and she can become very feisty at a drop of a hat.  This usually happens when people close to her encounters problems and run to her for help.  Her protective mama bear instincts come out and that nice lady we were just talking about disappears just like that.

She can give you a severe tongue lashing or simply take you down with her Jiu Jitsu moves.  (Editor Note: I think you are making all this shit up)

It’s a good thing this rarely happens.

I like her better when she’s smiling.

She’s very interested in a wide variety of topics and will often go in depth with her research on new knowledge gained through conversations. She can become very obsessive and quickly turn herself into an expert armed with a load of knowledge in a very short amount of time.

Conversations with her can get pretty trippy with or without the aid of alcohol as she always seeks to explore all the facets involved in the topic you’re discussing.

So, here’s another hint for the guys this time: “Read a book”

And be nice.

Don’t ever forget to be nice to her.

You wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of a Colombian woman’s fury.

Lina Posada in Videos

Another highlight of Lina’s career is to have been in a video clip called “Taboo” by Don Omar.

There’s also a video of her topless on Youtube entitled “Lina Posada Topless.”

You’ll just have to watch the whole video to see if she really does bare her cleavage.  There are other videos like, “Lina Posada hot” and “Lina Posada – Sexy en la Ciudad.”  Her name alone sounds hot, and It may not be before very long, before you’ll be murmuring that name to yourself, “Lina Posada, Lina Posada, Lina Posada…”

She can be very addictive once you get to know more of her.

I’ve sat in front of my computer for hours transfixed on her otherworldly beauty.

Well, i warned you, so watch her videos at your own risk.

Lina Posada is Active on All Social Media Platforms

Lina Posada is active on all social media platforms that matter.

That means she has a Facebook account, a Twitter account and an Instagram account.  Basically the starter kit for anyone who wants to be famous one day.

In the hands of someone as hot and sexy as Lina Posada, these social media platforms become highly effective weapons to conquer the hearts and minds of men (and there’s a high probability of women) who love her.

So here’s her Twitter:

And here’s her Instagram:

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Some people just seem to have all the luck in the world.  It’s like winning the genetic sweepstakes and coming out on top of the rest of humanity from the day you were born to now.  That in a nutshell is how Natalie Pack’s life must be.

Think about it: she’s a six foot goddess with luxurious blonde hair, brown eyes, sultry lips, size 34 boobs, an ample ass and a body to die for.  On top of that she’s got the brains to match her looks.  She’s a consistent Dean’s Lister in her the University of California, Irvine.

She’s made all the right moves since being thrust into the spotlight at a young age of 19 and has become the object of everyone’s (male and female) sexual desires.  Her appearances are always well attended by throngs of fans she’s accumulated over the years.

Natalie Pack in Competitions

She competed in America’s Next Top Model and was deemed too beautiful to even have a makeover which most girls have to go through to become a part of the roster of competitors.  She’s currently a Ford Model and is also part of NEXT Model Management’s stable of talents in Miami.  She’s been featured in various publications since she started her career as a professional model and has even modeled for Jockey and Guess.

Gaaahhhh!!! The list goes on!

She won Miss California in 2012 and even went as far as competing in the Miss USA pageant!

Sadly, Natalie Pack does live in the real world and her successes have been marred with failures which make her just as human as the rest of us.

Even though she was a clear favorite in America’s Next Top Model, she failed to win that contest.  Her bid to become Miss USA, representing the state of California also ended on a sad note.

Maybe the judges were unfair, maybe it was destiny, maybe someone just wanted her to taste defeat.  Who knows?

She took all of these so called failures in stride and kept on going.  That’s why the top modeling agencies have clamored to get her to sign up with them.  The amount of exposure she got from those 2 contests was enough to make their eyes glaze over with dollar signs.  They recognized the massive potential of her bringing in lots of companies wanting her to represent them.

And who wouldn’t with her towering height and seemingly impossible good looks, she’s a shoo in for being the most attention grabbing model on any billboard and of any size.

Natalie Pack Nude Pictures?

Everyone wants to see her wearing elegant gowns, skimpy swim suits and of course, nude.  I know I would.  I’d love to see what’s underneath all those clothes it’s just that she’s way too smart to take nude pics of herself and send it to someone or store it in the cloud.  I spent weeks and weeks just looking for something, anything, a nip slip, a glimpse of her crotch, a snap shot of her snatch and there just seems to be nothing out there to satisfy my need to see her in her birthday suit!

Nothing.

And this elusiveness just continues to elevate her to this goddess like, unreachable status that serves as her pedestal to remain above us mere mortals.

What is Natalie Pack Doing Now?

What’s in store for Natalie Pack now that she’s taken a step back from the public eye?  Well, she’s interning at Hoag Memorial Hospital.  She’s currently working her way to a career as an OBGYN!

Yep, in spite of the common misconception that models are dumb airheads, Natalie Pack is breaking all conventions and earning her way to a degree in medicine.  And she’s going to be that doctor spreading your girl’s lips and give her a proper assessment of her nether region’s health.  She’ll also have a pretty good idea if you’re big enough to actually make your woman go “OOOHHH”

Now wouldn’t that be a funny thing?  Men bringing their wives and girlfriends over so they can have their vaginas checked by the one woman whose pussy we all want to see.

There’s no doubt about it, once she gets her specialization down pat she’s gonna be one hell of a popular OBGYN.  So that’s another win for her right?

Sheesh, this girl just seems to have all the luck.

Natalie Pack in Social Media

Like most celebrities, Natalie Pack has an active social media platform lifestyle.  She’s popular on all 3 top platforms to engage her thousands of fans

Here’s her Twitter:

If she doesn’t follow you back, don’t worry.  It’s pretty normal.  She’s not the type to really follow her followers back.  However, she does engage them every now and then if there’s something really interesting to react to.

And here’s her Instagram:

You’ll find really amazing photos there of her or of things she’s taken snap shots of.  She’s pretty good with that camera so maybe that’s another career she can become utterly good at?

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Make a woman laugh and you stand a much better chance of getting her into bed.

But what if she’s a better comedian than you?

Well then you’ll have to find more creative ways to issue a guffaw from her then.

My Comedian Fetish

I love standup comedy and only lately I’ve been into female comedians.  I already checked out Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman but they’re not hot enough for me, just yet.  Maybe I need a couple more bottles of beer in me to make them fuckable.  It’s very rare to find hot women comedian that you’d love to get naked in bed with.  I’ve covered Iliza Shlesinger already but another one of those women is the stunningly sexy Whitney Cummings.

Let’s just get this out of the way for now: Cummings.  Hehehehe yeah sometimes I have the mind of an 8 year old and these things make me snicker.  Cummings.  Hahaha.

Kidding aside, Whitney Cummings is actually a brilliant comedian.  And she’s a business woman, a very shrewd business woman.  She’s responsible for creating a show with her name on it for NBC and has done a lot of projects on the side which makes her not just a funny woman but an incredibly rich funny woman.

Whitney Cummings’ Relationships

Most men would shrivel up with her because she’s also very sharp and that has proven to be a problem for Whitney.  Her gifts as a brilliant and very strong woman have not done her favors on the relationship side.  Because of her success, she has been deemed “Undateable”. Heck she even starred on a TV show with the same term and was deemed truly embodying that word because no man could hope to measure up to her mentally, physically and success wise.

So, what’s a woman like her to do?  Well she panders to the guys she’s involved with and takes on a more submissive role just so she doesn’t hurt his male pride.  This must be the reason why most of her relationships have failed.  She’s way too strong to be that girl who stands behind her man.  It might happen during the first few weeks of the relationship but in time she’s going to take hold of the reins and lead the charge.

Most men are put off by that.  I find it very attractive.  Nothing like a strong woman to give you a swift kick in the nuts and get you motivated to do unimaginable shit you wouldn’t be able to figure out unless she pointed it out to you.

Have some balls and date a strong and independent woman you guys.  It’ll do wonders for your life if your ego can handle it.

Well, always the one to turn bad situations into opportunities, Whitney has turned those failed relationships into great stories to amuse the crowd.  She’s managed to sell out large venues because of her humor and has gained the respect of millions of fans all over the world thanks to her wit and honesty.

Seriously, I’d be intimidated by someone like her.  She’s almost got it all.  She’s pretty, sexy, smart and successful.  Now all she needs is a strong man to stand up to her and beside her.

It’s not her fault she’s gifted in almost all the aspects of her life and she’s not going to act like less of a woman for you (well, she’ll act submissive and all that in bed if that’s what you get off on) just so she won’t hurt your pride.

You’ll have to step up your game and be a strong man if you want her.

Whitney Cummings is fully aware of how intimidating she can be.  She shares this with the crowd every time she goes on her standup comedy tour.

Onstage, Whitney doesn’t lose her natural elegance.  She may be making you laugh but she’s not doing it by amusing you with silly antics.  No, she gives you a brief look inside her mind.

And wow, her views on the world, love, relationships, everyday life and sex are really quite refreshing.  This must be the reason why the TV shows she produced or co-produced were really funny.

Whitney Cummings is Not Only Funny but Hot Too

In the looks department, Whitney Cummings is no slouch either.  She’s the very definition of Beauty and Brains.  Just take a look at her!  She’s like the earlier version of Gal Gadot, only funnier.  Yeah I think I nailed that one right on the head.  Whitney Cummings is gifted with a very aristocratic face, high cheekbones, an aquiline nose and arched eyebrows that accentuate her beautiful eyes.  Her lips are perfect too whether she’s smiling or puckering up for a kiss, those lips just fit her.

Whitney Cummings has flawless skin that any top Hollywood actress would die for.  It’s just the right shade of tan.  Now whether that’s a result of having ungodly perfect genes or strategically timed exposure to the sun is still a mystery to me.  I might never find out, although she has been known to bask under the sun on the beach so maybe the latter is the answer.

For someone nearing her forties, Whitney Cummings still has a body that would rival any of the new hottest Hollywood starlets out there today.  She manages to keep herself fit by engaging in yoga, swimming and jogging.  She’s ran marathons before so that’s a testament to her physical fitness condition.

Whitney Cummings’ Career

In between all of that she’s running a very busy enterprise producing and starring in roles for TV.  She’s also done movies but those aren’t really worth talking about.

What really stands out in her resume is the fact that she’s done 3 highly successful tours as a standup comic.  A woman as beautiful as her making people laugh?  Sounds far-fetched right?  Think again.  She’s very highly respected within the comedic industry and if you watch any of her specials (They’re on Youtube so just go ahead and search for those) you’ll know why.

Of the 3 specials she’s done, I think the best is the one titled “I Love You”.  She talks very openly about mundane stuff, her life, love and sex so openly and effortlessly at the same time making the huge crowd in attendance laugh at her insights on all the aforementioned topics.  She does it so well and she effectively captivates the crowd without any problems.  Heck, I don’t even hear any hecklers at all (which unfortunately is quite common in standup comedy shows).  Whether that’s because she’s a really good standup comic or because she cuts a very intimidating presence onstage is something you’ll have to find out yourself.

Overall, she is a great standup comic and I wish she’d do more.

Whitney Cummings can work on both sides of the fence.  She can be up front representing or working in the background assisting, producing and directing without any issues.  She’s very motivated and is highly efficient which has made her very successful in the industry.

Her talk show may have been cancelled but the show 2 Broke Girls is still earning her a lot of moolah.  Oh yeah, I failed to mention that, she’s a freaking successful producer too.  As if that wouldn’t make her any more intimidating right?

Think you can handle her?

So, who’s up for conquering this “Undateable” woman?

Just make sure you bring you’re A game with you and come up with really original jokes if you want to make her laugh though because she’s probably heard them all what with her being a successful standup comic who’s always hanging out with the top comics in the business.

If you fail to measure up, Whitney Cummings is going to eat you alive!

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If you’ve been paying attention, I mentioned in an article that I loved Whitney Cummings and that she was one of my favorite female comedians.  The other one that I really have to write about is the utterly funny and amazing Iliza Shlesinger.  Oh and she is drop dead gorgeous.

Iliza Shlesinger on Last Comic Standing

About the funny part, the entire world seems to think so.  She won the Last Comic Standing contest back in 2008 for NBC.  That’s no ordinary feat for someone like her because the others had more going for them in the looks department.  I mean aside from being funny, they also looked funny.

Iliza Shlesinger on the other hand was like a fish out of water.  She was a beautiful blonde creature who would’ve looked more suited to be in the Next Top Model than to be in one where you have to make people laugh simply by standing in front of them and delivering punch line after punch line.

I hate to admit it but the first time I saw her I was thinking “what the hell is this bitch doing here?”  I had my prejudices and I initially believed she was one of those wannabe celebrities who started out in reality shows or joining TV contests just so she’d have some local exposure.  Maybe she had ran out of contests to enter in and this was a last ditch effort for her to get her 15 minutes of fame.

I did not think that she was a real comic first and foremost and that she was actually quite talented.

Before winning the Last Comic Standing, Iliza Shlesinger had already won another contest.  That one was for Myspace’s “So you think you’re funny” contest.  I wonder what happened to that now that Myspace is basically non-existent thanks to Facebook.

Oh you’d think she’d already proven herself through that right?  Nope, think again.  On “The Last Comic Standing” all the other competitors were hell bent on ousting her.  There were even two head to head challenges in a bid to get rid of her.  She accepted the challenge and killed on both occasions.  Eventually she secured the top spot and made history as not only the first female to have won but also for being the youngest champion to have done so.

Major props to this girl er… woman for breaking all the records.

Iliza Shlesinger’s Continuing Career

Her success has lead to a lot of doors opening up for her.  She’s been touring a lot doing stand-up comedy.

Iliza Shlesinger’s humor touches up on a large number of topics and she delivers in a no holds barred fashion.  She’s always on point and never fails to illicit laughter from the crowd.  Her perfect comedic timing and uncanny empathy and awareness of what’s going on is the main reason why she is considered the most successful female comedian today.

You’d think all that success would go up to her head right?  Nope, Iliza has managed to keep herself out of any scandal and if there was any she has the ability to quash it before it gets too out of hand. She has battled leaked nude pictures of herself by personally sending out one for everyone to see.  Perhaps she heard of how Scarlett Johansson turned a career killing stupidity into a killer career move!

She has also kept herself busy producing shows, writing and touring her new materials.  In September last year, all her hard work finally paid off when she was tapped to host her own show in talk show format.  This resulted in the creation of the show, Truth and Iliza which aired back in May of this year.

Her last special, Confirmed Kills has also proven to be quite a success based on ticket sales and views.

2017 is proving to be a very good year for Iliza Shlesinger.  I have no doubt she’s going to take full advantage of the opportunities given to her.  A full year of laughter is ahead for her fans and Iliza is going to make sure she delivers.  I just know it!

Iliza Shlesinger is Funny and Sexy

Aside from being a really funny gal, Iliza is also one sexy woman on and off stage.  It almost seems unfair that she is gifted with such intelligence and wit and also has a smoking hot body with a pretty face to top it all off.  Never mind the fact that she has the proto typical Hollywood starlet starter kit with her blonde hair and blue eyes already in place, check out those boobs!  They are massive!

Upon closer inspection, those boobs only measure up to 34C but if you put into consideration that Iliza Shlesinger is 5’8” and has a very petite frame, those knockers really stand out loud and proud.

Iliza is gifted both up top and ass wise.

She has the classic hour glass shape going on.  There were no doctors involved in making her that way.  That’s just a product of good genes coupled with a strict diet and good exercise regimen.

She loves her body so much that she has been kind enough to share it with the rest of the world, albeit in a very tasteful way.  She has been known to send out nudes of herself with strategically placed objects hiding her naughty bits.  Although there are rumors or racier photos leaked on the Internet of her in very compromising situations.  I haven’t bothered to check those out yet so if you can track any of those down, send us a link so we can include it in this post.  Just place the link on the comments section and we’ll give you a shout out as a sign of appreciation.  You’ll be our hero.  (Editor Note: slacker, I did your job for you and included the pictures)

Party Girl Iliza Shlesinger

Oh and before you start thinking she’s a total square, think again.  Although she’s a total health buff, she also loves to party on the weekends.  Maybe sometimes a little too much as she’s been known to party wildly to the point of blacking out and ending up somewhere else.

She’s also admitted to doing the walk of shame a couple of times after ending up with cute guys she’s met.  Shame might not be the right word for it though.  She holds her head up high proudly while exiting his apartment.

And what does this beautiful blonde comedian do on weekends?  Well, she gets plastered with her friends and has a lot of fun with them.  That usually means a night out in town or lazing at the beach in their skimpy bikinis.  There’s a lot of talk out there that the leaked photos came from their alcohol driven over the top shenanigans.

So all in all, she’s a very fun girl to be with if you can handle her party goblin.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, make sure you check her Netflix specials War Paint, Freezing Hot and Confirmed Kills to fully understand how funny Iliza really is.

(Editor Note: and here are the pictures that the original author was too lazy to dig up… good thing I am looking out for you guys)

You can see more pictures of her here: Iliza Shlesinger Nude Pictures

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Ronda Rousey is the hottest UFC fighter ever and she’s probably gonna hand me my ass if she finds out about this article.

Ah but she’s too big of a star to pass up!

And hey, if getting knocked around by a chick as hot as her is going to happen in the future, well I’d say it’s worth it.

Ronda Rousey Before MMA

Ever wonder why Ronda Rousey is such a gifted athlete?

Well, if we’re going to base it on genes, then I’d say she was born to conquer the world of Judo.

Her mother was one of the first prominent woman judokas during her time.  Not much is known about her father except that he must’ve been a really swell guy for landing her mother.  He died of a suicide though.

Ronda Rousey had apraxia when she was a child making it almost close to impossible for her to form words and communicate what was on her mind. This was attributed to her almost dying when she was born.  The umbilical cord connecting her to her mom was wrapped around her neck stopping the oxygen from flowing into her brain.  She had to go through speech therapy to become who she is now.  And judging from how eloquent she is during interviews and just how creative she can be with her trash talking skills, I find it very hard to believe that there was a time in her life when she could barely speak.

Ronda Rousey was already an accomplished fighter way before she got our attention in the UFC.  At 11 years old she started what would become a lifelong journey of bad assery.  She started training in Judo.

She went on to win competitions even getting a medal in the 2008 Olympic Games in China.  She was the first American woman to do so.

After that win, she retired from the world of fighting and began working as a bartender and cocktail waitress so she could support her dog.  (Editor Note: and support herself)

Money at this time was quite an issue as she was barely making enough to pay her share of the rent and have enough on the table to eat.

This led her to pick herself up and re-enter the world of fighting but this time in a whole different environment.

This time, with her mother’s help, she would enter the world of MMA and prove she was the baddest fighter of all time.

Ronda Rousey The Arm Snatcher

Ronda Rousey is known as a submission expert.

She’s also known as “The Arm Snatcher”.

Many girls who faced her had to go through a lot of humiliation as she took their arm and made them cry out in pain during the first round.

The only one to get past the first round was Holly Holm and that was the first time Ronda Rousey ever got beat.  The only one to go 3 rounds with her was Miesha Tate.  (Editor Note: Amanda Nunes kicked her ass too)

As a submission specialist, Ronda Rousey was unparalleled thanks to her judo background.  She is a 4^th dan black belt in Judo.

She is also an accomplished Jiu Jitsu specialist and later on took on boxing as another sport to try and master.

On the ground, no one could beat her.  Now striking is another matter.  In my honest opinion she simply does not have what it takes to be a high level striker. She has passable skills as a puncher but against high caliber fighters who’re good with their hands, she simply doesn’t stand a chance going toe to toe with them.

That’s why she lost to Holly Holm and that’s why she lost to Amanda Nunes.

Before her first professional defeat, Ronda Rousey had a 12-0 score and another 3-0 score for her amateur fights.  All in all, that’s 15 fights within 5 years where she came out on top.  It’s a career littered with the broken arms of her opponents.

That’s how she became known as “The Arm Snatcher”.

But you probably know all that by now.  So let’s move on to the real reason why we’re here: Sex and Nudity.

Ronda Rousey Sex Before A Fight

One of the controversial topics fighters get asked about before a major fight is if they have sex.

Ronda Rousey’s answer to this was yes.

Lots.  As much sex as she can cram into her busy schedule.

And if there’s any proof to debunk the major superstition attached to sex being a factor in fighters losing, this has to be it.  I mean she was undefeated for a long time, wasn’t she?

Heh, she probably lost to two women who were having more sex than her.  That must be why….

Well, now that she’s somewhat out of the limelight she’s probably having the time of her life in the sack with her fiancé Travis Browne and not worrying about their massive lovemaking sessions becoming a deterrent to her fights.

Well, it may be affecting his fights…. He’s been losing a lot.  Perhaps he’s got something in common with Brendan Schaub after all: they’re not man enough for Ronda.

Ronda Rousey Controversial Sports Illustrated Shoot

When I heard the news of Ronda Rousey breaking down after seeing photos of her naked body in Sports Illustrated came up. I thought to myself “What’s the big deal?”

I mean it’s not like someone forced her with a gun to her head to pose naked and show us just how amazing her body was. Apparently someone took some unofficial shots of her and posted them on the net.  And it’s not like we haven’t seen everything yet.  I mean she did do that ESPN Body Issue shoot back in 2012 and we got more than an eyeful of her female goods so this wasn’t anything new to millions of her male fans.

What has she got to complain about anyway?  They were amazing pics!

She was one of the three female athletes to appear in that February 2016 issue and that issue sold a lot of copies.

I’d have to say those pics were kind of her jumping back from being totally naked in a magazine as opposed to the ESPN Body Issue.  Those pics were obviously tampered with and her nether regions were blurred just enough so we wouldn’t see her clit and pussy lips.

Still, they were great pics. So I’m not complaining and neither should she because we love her all the more for that.

She also did a shoot for Maxim which was equally as hot as her Sports Illustrated and ESPN shoots.

Ronda Rousey ESPN Body Issue

We all owe Snappers McCreepy (whoever the hell he is) a lot because if he hadn’t taken nude pics of Ronda while she was asleep (most probably after sex), we’d never have Ronda Rousey considering posing nude for a magazine.

This was back in 2012.

She was preparing for a fight with Miesha Tate and after falling asleep right after climaxing her then boyfriend took out his phone and started taking pics of her.

Perhaps he was only taking those pics so he could have something to jack off to when she as out of the country.  Or maybe he was just thinking that it was such a hoot to have this hot athletic goddess in his bed and he’d just been inside her.  Maybe he wasn’t planning on uploading them.  That’s a lot of maybes.

Well, when she found out about it she gave him something that most men are afraid of their entire lives: a severe beating from an angry female who knows more than enough about fighting then just giving you a slap in the face.

Ronda Rousey was the aggressor in a domestic violence abuse case but I think that was well justified because he did take advantage of her while she was helpless.  He probably wasn’t thinking of that as she rained down punches on him while he lay down on the ground just taking it all in.

Ronda Rousey deleted those pics on his phone and wiped his hard drive clean too for good measure.  Oh and she broke up with him right there and then.

But weeks went by that her paranoia of him having saved copies on a different device was constantly nagging on her mind.  As a result, she decided to just release pics of herself naked but professionally done and in a tasteful manner.  She was probably thinking at that time that she’d at least want people to see her naked on her own terms.  Thus we have the ESPN Body issue of her and her full naked body emblazoned on the pages within.

And I say, not bad.

Not bad at all.

Her poses in the said magazine were done with a lot of artistic flair.  It also gave us a peek of her body parts without revealing too much.

We finally get to see parts of her that we could only fantasize about before this magazine came out and I guess you could say most of us were right when we predicted she’d have large eraser head sized nipples.

That perfectly toned body is a great combination of hardened abs and soft natural boobs.

And that tattoo!  I never really knew she had a tattoo until I saw her in that issue.

I mean I love that small Olympic logo tattoo on her hip. It’s so cute. Here, have a closer look:

Ohhhh…. Wait a minute… damn…

Thank you Mr. Snappers McCreepy!

So…who else thinks it was that douchebag, Brendan Schaub she was referring to?

Ronda Rousey Career Outside The MMA

Ronda’s fame as the top woman fighter did not go unnoticed.

Company representatives were basically trying to knock each one down just to get to her door and offer her lucrative deals just so she’d sign with them.

Reebok, Carl’s JR and MetroPCS beat all the others out to get her to sign an exclusive deal for her to endorse their brand and products.  And as a good measure, Ronda Rousey also signed up with Insureon knowing that sooner or later she’d need insurance from injuries and the like.

Deals to appear on TV and in movies also became part and parcel of her life as a fight celebrity.  She’s been to countless talk shows and she’s dazzled them all with her wit and charm as well as showing off a few tips and tricks she has up her sleeve in forcing people to beg for mercy as she twists their arm to the point of no return or body slamming them to the ground.

Movies like the Furious 7, Entourage and The Expendables benefited greatly from the buzz generated when people found out she’d be in it.  I bet half of the people who watched those shows only did so because they wanted to see her in an environment outside of the octagon.

These opportunities are often blamed for her lack of focus in the ring and ultimately her downfall as the undefeated champion in MMA’s female division.  I think she did get too carried away by opportunities found outside of fighting but can you blame her if she capitalizes on her fame and sign up for these to get more money?

I bet you’d find it hard to pass up too if that same amount of money was offered to you.

What’s Ronda Rousey up to now?

There’s a noticeable void left in the MMA world after Ronda Rousey exited the UFC.

I’m sure Amanda Nunes is a great person and athlete but she’s no Ronda.

Ronda was charming and she knew how to hype up a fight.  She was also a great guest on the late night shows and other interviews she guested in.

She could be terrifying one second and extremely girlish and flirtatious the next without missing a beat.

Every event she went to before was jam packed with people trying to get an interview with her.  Every movie she appeared in, no matter how small her part or how short her time in the scene is generated a lot of interest.  She was charismatic and people were drawn to her.  It also helps that she was a legit bad ass to start with, making her roles all the more believable.

Nowadays, she lives a quieter life with lesser bright lights pointed in her direction.  The big endorsements from the largest companies seem to have disappeared and she’s back to being the relative unknown she used to be before her MMA fame.

People still go crazy when they see her and they still try and get a photo with her but it’s obviously not as crazy as it used to be when she was the hottest thing to come out of the UFC.

She just got engaged to Travis Browne and that’s about the biggest news we’ve heard coming from her camp these days.

It’s a good thing she’s gone back to training though.

She definitely needs a good workout to get grounded again and start reassessing where she’s going to take her career to.

Is it going to be the movies?

Is it going to be pursuing a career as a product endorser?

A gym owner and instructor?

Or is she going back to the UFC and reclaim her title as the number one female fighter (after Amanda Nunes flakes out on us).

There are definitely a lot of options she can still take because although she’s shut the world out, the world still wants her.

A lot of people definitely miss her. I miss her.

Hey Ronda, if you’re reading this right now, a loss or two in the ring does not define you.  We all know you’re a hard worker in the gym and you’ve got a big heart.  Come back to the UFC and start breaking some arms again.

And if anyone’s gonna share this with her, try to exclude the first parts where she’s naked okay?  I still wanna live long enough to see her fight again inside the octagon.

Alright, peace out!

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Lauren Hanley

We’ve all had that moment when we saw someone in an ad and wasted no time Googling the name of the lady or looked her up in IMDb and find out what films she’s been in so you can either download it or buy DVD copies of it, right?

Hmmm… ok maybe not.

But that’s my job.  When I see a pretty face or a beautiful woman, I have to track her down and find out every little bit of detail of her, gather all the info and then share it with you.  That’s how I make a living.  At least, that’s what my girlfriend thinks after I’ve explained it to her that what I do is purely business and never about pleasure.

Hehehe you’d lie too if you wanted to keep doing this and call it your profession right?

Anyway, enough of me, let’s get on with today’s hot babe.  (editor note: yeah nobody cares)

I’m talking about the one and only Lauren Hanley.  Oh baby, I am so excited!

Lauren Hanley for Carl’s Jr.

Lauren Hanley first appeared in a Carl’s Jr. ad.  For most models, that’s a career killer right there.  Not for this gal.  (Editor note:  Are you kidding me?  Lot’s of sexy and successful girls have been in Carl’s Jr commercials like Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Jean Underwood.  In fact, you should do a post on all the girls who have done Carl’s Jr)

Lauren Hanley vs Kate Upton

Lauren Hanley has been compared to all-American beauty Kate Upton.  Yes! she’s that beautiful!  Maybe even more so, no disrespect meant to the lovely Kate Upton.  If I was made to choose spending a night between Lauren and Kate, I’d probably go crazy just thinking about it and forget about flipping the coin.  I’d probably just flip out and throw myself off my balcony because let me tell you, it’s hard to choose between these two.

Let’s just say Lauren also looks a bit like Drew Barrymore so that’s a plus in my book.  It’s like she took the best qualities out of both celebrities and became the perfect amalgamation of both.

It doesn’t hurt that Lauren Hanley also has a beautiful body paired with that perfect face.  That cleavage has definitely taken her to a lot of places because man oh man I would love to dive in between those boobies and just get lost in them.

Now most girls I know who have big racks usually have a slight amount of baby fat riding along but not this girl.  She’s an athlete who loves to keep fit doing yoga and going out for a run.  She’s very strict about her diet and she knows that physical fitness is important to her career as an Instagram star.  (Editor note: you can’t exactly see her abs)

Let’s help her stay that way okay?

So if it’s a toss-up between Kate Upton and her, I’d say it’s simply impossible for me to choose.  I don’t know about you though.  Which one would you pick?  Can we get some comments on the comments section as to which one you’d pick?

Okay, let’s find out more about Lauren Hanley.  Oh and if you’re curious about Kate Upton, we do have posts about her here so check those out as well!

Okay back to Lauren Hanley.

Lauren Hanley has also developed a considerable following on Instagram.  Yeah, as if we needed any more reason to look her up right guys?

And another thing, Maxim also came up with a photo-feature on its women section titled “13 Sexy Reasons to Follow Instagram Stunner Lauren Hanley.” The 13 reasons are all photos of Lauren at her most exquisite.  You can bet you’ll find there are more than 13 reasons to follow her if you go to her Instagram page now.

Lauren Hanley Videos

Now I know we all have short attention spans and some like reading articles, some like looking at pretty pictures and some like watching videos.  We always try to provide that here as best as we can.  But, for most Instagram stars, they are usually just posting photos of themselves.  So, if a video is more your cup of tea, here’s a couple!

They are the kind of sexy videos that might get you in trouble if you viewed them in the office.

In short: it’s NSFW, so tread carefully mates.  (Editor note: if they are on this site, they probably aren’t worried NSFW)

By the way, how are you accessing this site while you’re at work anyway?  (Editor note: Exactly my point)

Anyway, you might check out some of the other videos she’s been in, a couple of video shorts if you can find them.  You might want to try the short lived TV mini-series “Housesitters” from way back 2014.  She’s there as well.

Just like Kate Upton, Lauren Hanley has also been featured in Sports Illustrated magazine, although she has yet to turn up on the cover multiple times like Ms. Upton.  Originally an Orlando native, she moved to Los Angeles, California to be a commercial model and an actress.  A photo of her appeared on TMZ.com, where the accompanying text mentioned, in no uncertain terms, that she’s an employee at the Root Cellar, a weed dispensary in Sherman Oaks.

Let’s see, a hot chick with a killer bod who has no qualms with weed?  Sign me up!

She’s a dream girl I tell you!

Who is She Dating?

Problem is there’s a long line of guys wanting to be the one she chooses as her beau.  A few years back, Lauren Hanley was linked to NFL quarterback Johnny Manziel.  Their dating encounter was confirmed by Lauren herself.  So, if you want to be her main squeeze you better bring your “A” game because she doesn’t go for second best.  They’ve since parted ways and she was spotted with a couple of Hollywood’s A listers over the years.

It is not exactly clear who Lauren’s current flame is but regardless of who it is, that guy is one lucky son of a bitch.

Unless you’re a famous actor or an athlete, she’s definitely a long shot.  So, what can you do?  Well, you can still look at her pics on Instagram.  She always has something new going on in her life and those pics are hot, hot, hot!

Just try not to let your imagination run too wild ok?

And definitely don’t do it while you’re at work!

You’ve been forewarned.

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Vanessa Hudgens Scandal

Long before the Fappening happened, there was the Vanessa Hudgens scandal.

It was considered the most scandalous event to happen in years as it involved two Disney Channel child stars with supposedly squeaky clean images attached to their names.  But there it was, Vanessa Hudgens’ pictures festooned over most adolescent male’s wall paper as they fantasized over this caramel skinned beauty.

For those who probably weren’t old enough to know about this scandal, let’s just say that naked selfies sent over cellular networks back then are just as dangerous as storing it in the cloud.  These pictures were allegedly for her then boyfriend, Zac Efron, and were supposed to be just for his personal enjoyment.  Yep, that Zac Efron who’s considered to be the all American good boy moms and dads love all over the world.  Him.

This just proves one point: Teenagers are horny.

It doesn’t matter if they’re boys or girls, they’ll find a way to have some sexual release.  And this does not exempt teen stars with squeaky clean images.

If you’ve got a teenage boy or girl at home, don’t give them a phone with a camera.  They’re probably going to end up online naked for all the world to see.  Learn from Vanessa and Zac, just give ‘em a phone with clicky phone pad.  Heck, that’s not even going to be insurance that they won’t do something stupid with that thing!

Anyway, enough with this PSA (we’re just doing society a favor here, we are after all responsible citizens who are only out to make sure everyone’s safe), let’s get on to Vanessa Hudgens.

Vanessa Hudgens was one of the lead stars in the High School Musical.  There she played the role of Gabriella Montez which showcased her fantastic singing and dancing abilities.  She and her aforementioned co-star quickly became media darlings and within a couple of years became household names.

Their romance onscreen became a reel to real romance during their stint on that show.  The media followed them around trying to get more dirt on the two but they failed to do so as they were very careful not to show too much public displays of affection.  In private, these two were fucking like bunnies.

It was never confirmed that they were already sexually active as Zac managed to pull off the clean, boy next door look without any effort.  That is until photos of Vanessa surfaced.

They were clearly taken as a jest and for personal enjoyment only.  Too bad for these two, their intimate moment was shared by millions of others all over the world.

But that’s enough of that back story.  Let’s get to the most important thing about that scandal: was it worth it to see those pictures?

My answer: a resounding YES!

Those pictures gave us an eyeful of Vanessa Hudgens young, sexy body.

It proved that not only did Vanessa Hudgens have a pretty face, she also had a sexy body and an oh so lovely young pussy just waiting to be eaten out.

Check these out:

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

When I first saw that pic, i couldn’t really believe it was her.  The rest of the world were also in denial that it was their favorite actress naked in front of them especially because she was so young and was regarded as a major influence for kids her age who admired her.

With that photo they were still able to deny that it was her.  Thanks to her hair obscuring a good portion of her face, they could easily claim that it was someone who looked like her and wasn’t really her.  So, okay, that seemed to work for most people and parents were pacified.

My thoughts?  Well, they were more to this effect: “nice tits. I wonder if there’s more out there”

It didn’t take long before my prayers were answered and more photos of her leaked online.

The next photo that surfaced was her standing in front of a mirror showcasing her fully naked body.  Her face is clearer and it’s pretty obvious that she posed for the one taking the picture.  I can’t help but notice that her face is still flush so was she blushing because she was slightly embarrassed or was that a sexual afterglow?  I couldn’t really tell because I couldn’t see if she had swollen lips down there which is a clear indication of recent sexual activity.

The perky tits still look the same though but the navel ring she had in her first photo was gone.  Hmmm, I still wasn’t fully convinced that it was really her yet.

Another nagging thought in my mind was: “She should trim that bush a little bit more artistically to make it aesthetically pleasing.”

Now this pic was the one that convinced me it was her.  This was obviously not a reflection and she was hamming it up in front of the camera.  She was also throwing the “Wildcats” sign which was their school basketball team’s name.

Aaaand same tits!  So, I retracted my initial doubts that it was her in the first 2 pics and accepted that she was a true cam whore.  And I’m not saying that in a bad way.

In this pic we get to see her dusky colored nipples, little pencil eraser sized nubbins that Zac Efron obviously enjoyed before any other guy did.

This is the pic I saved into my hard drive for a very long time.  This was the one pic I loved out of that collection because it shows Vanessa Hudgens totally relaxed and having fun posing for the camera.  She’s smiling which means she was having a great time.

We get to see her pretty face with clarity with her slightly disheveled hair framing it perfectly.

Her perky tits are also in full view for your appreciation and if you look further down below, you’ll see she trimmed her bush into a strip.

This is what teenage perfection looks like.  She was just 18 at this time.

And last but not the least, this pic:

I nearly missed this pic thinking it was just her posing in front of a camera on a regular daily basis.  Upon closer inspection I finally saw what only a few guys (most especially Zac Efron) had seen and enjoyed.  I finally get to see what her actual pussy looks like and man it is beautiful!

Her pussy looks like it’s barely been touched.  Her clit is slightly peeking out as if to say “hello, I’m right here, come.”

It’s a good think I took a second look at that pic and now it’s quickly becoming my favorite pic of her out of all the others.  She’s obviously a bit older here so I don’t know if that’s Zac or someone else taking the photo and enjoying the hell out of her.  Who cares about those guys anyway?  Maybe it’s that Hunger Games guy who took the pic.  He’s her main squeeze nowadays.

Moving on…

Vanessa Hudgens can credit her exotic looks to her mom, a Filipina who married an Irishman with Native American blood coursing through his veins.  And the result is a very beautiful Vanessa Hudgens who captured the hearts and minds of people all over the world as she sang her way through success.  She’s a pretty good example of why people should stop being racists.  I mean come on!  Mixing it up has proven to have very good results about 98% of the time.

Vanessa’s good looks were pretty evident at a young age and her talents were also developed just as soon as she learned how to talk.  By age 8, she’d already become a veteran stage performer appearing in local shows in her town.  Those shows were The King and I, The Wizard of Oz and all those other classics that have stood the test of time.

Her stellar performances paved the way to a career as part of the stable of actresses Disney managed.  Her bubbly attitude and over abundance of talent helped her secure the co-lead role of Gabriella Montez.  That in turn led to a budding romance with her and her co-star and eventually the naked pics we just enjoyed a few lines ago.

That fiasco blew up overnight and many speculated that she’d be booted out of the TV series.  When the Disney bigwigs decided not to do so, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.  Their official statement was that she had learned her lesson and it is unfortunate that she was caught in that compromising situation thus tainting her squeaky clean image.

Thankfully no other scandal appeared after that and Vanessa and Zac were able to complete their contracts and move on to bigger things in life.

That series eventually ended and the pair went their separate ways.  That ended their reel and real life romance.  Zac Efron went on to become on the most bankable young stars in Hollywood while Vanessa has somehow survived on a selection of small roles for TV and movies.  The major bulk of her career is focused on music and doing stage plays.  Her star has dimmed ever so slightly.  Whether that’s because of the scandal or not is entirely up for debate.

When asked if she would be willing to take on more risqué roles in the future, Vanessa replied that she would only take them if she liked the role.  When asked a more direct question about her going nude on film she replied with a stern “No”.

She went on to say that although part of her legacy will always be the fact that she posed naked in photos that circulated the world, those photos were done in the privacy of a room and were meant only for private viewing.  She can’t stop people from continuing to distribute them.  But, just because the entire human population has seen her in all her naked glory doesn’t mean she’s going to pose nude or engage in sexual situations for public consumption.

A good answer from someone so young but hasn’t she heard of the Scarlett Johansson maneuver?  If you’re ever caught with naked photos, bombard the viewing public with more so they can move on with their lives.  There’s no point in hiding or denying the fact that it’s you on that image, just own up to it and focus on damage control.

Now that she’s withholding her naked sexy body from us, there’s going to always be a constant threat of someone hacking her phone in hopes of finding another set of naked Vanessa Hudgens photos to share to the rest of the world.

For now, just enjoy what we have here for you and if you ever catch wind of any new photos, make sure you send us a copy by posting it in the comments section below.

Share if you care.

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I challenge anyone to tell me that the movie “Suicide Squad” would’ve been a total flop if it wasn’t for Margot Robbie being in it.

Never mind the fact that Will Smith was in it.  He may be a Hollywood big shot but his appearance just proved one obvious point: he’s over the hill and almost out the door.

The inclusion of Jared Leto didn’t even help a bit.  I admire the guy but his portrayal of the evil clown will always be overshadowed by the fact that Heath Ledger played the role better than anyone else who took the mantle.

And Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn well, that’s what really carried the film.  Heck, you could’ve slept through all the other parts or skipped right ahead to where she was featured in because every scene she was in practically smoldered with her oozing sex appeal.  She stole every scene she was in.  That scene where everyone basically stripped off to don their respective costumes, yeah, the one where all the guys stopped to take a look at her sexiness, that’s how I feel every time I see Margot Robbie.

She is definitely a stunner and you’re either blind or something else if you don’t feel the same effect when she’s in front of you.

For some people, that was the first time they’d see this Australian beauty.  For some, like me, that was just another movie where I expected her to shine brightly.  And shine she did.

That movie could very well have been titled “Harley Quinn and a bunch of other guys fight to save the world” and it would’ve probably sold more tickets.

That’s just me though and I have a pretty biased view on Margot Robbie because I’ve been following her career since the film I.C.U.  Let’s just say I was enamored by her then because of the way she looked and her smoking hot body.  That was way back 2009 or 2010.

I lost track of her career after that film and I thought I’d never see her again that is until the Wolf of Wall Street came out. Now, to be honest, I didn’t know she was in it.  I basically watched that film simply because Leonardo DiCaprio was in it.  And when she did appear, I could only vaguely remember having seen her in an old film before that.  I spent the entire movie wondering where I’d seen her before.

And I really, really, really wanted to know who she really was because seeing her naked body in that movie really took my breath away.  Most new actresses would never bare it all immediately onscreen if it was their first movie so I knew Margot was someone who’d already done some acting and had a somewhat established career albeit an obscure one until landing the role of Naomi on the Wolf of Wall Street.

I can only imagine the effect she had on her co-star when she stood in front of that sliding door wearing only her stockings. Honestly, I’d do the same thing Leonardo did and jump her bones immediately.

They’re not that big but they do look perfect on her.  You could easily cup each teat in your hand without any spilling over.

Perfect.

She took off a year after that and resurfaced in Z for Zachariah, Focus and The Big Short.  For the Big Short, she actually had a very short amount of time onscreen but it was very captivating.  You’ll see Margot Robbie in a bubble bath tub drinking champagne and explaining stocks to us.  It made a very boring explanation worth listening to especially since it’s her talking directly to the movie goers watching the film.

In Z for Zachariah, she gets to play a character in a post apocalyptic world and a prerequisite sex scene occurs between her and one of her co stars.  I’m not saying more because I doubt you’ve seen it yet.  It’s a really good film and I don’t want to spoil it for you.

The big story came when she starred alongside Will Smith though.  There were rumors of her hooking up with Will Smith, a married man during the filming of that movie.  It was fueled by their extreme closeness on set but whether they did or didn’t is entirely up for speculation.  Jada Pinkett didn’t seem to mind when Margot Robbie and Will Smith starred in another movie together again shortly after claims were made that extra-marital affairs were happening.

Will is still happily married to Jada and Margot is currently dating some Australian guy, so maybe that was all just a malicious rumor eh?

It did help sell the movie even though critics hated it.

She moved on to a slightly better movie with a hotter and younger partner in the movie “The Legend of Tarzan”.  That seemed like a better fit for her although that movie didn’t do good as well.  Her inclusion in the cast probably helped that movie sell a few more tickets than expected.

Finally, Suicide Squad rolled into the cinemas and amidst all the hype it generated it was actually a really crappy movie that could’ve easily killed off the careers of everyone involved.  I don’t hear much from the rest of her cast mates so they’re probably off looking for day jobs or better roles to play in.  It didn’t seem to affect Margot Robbie’s career though as she has been getting offers left and right.

Now how did she manage to outshine the entire cast in that awful superhero movie?

Easy, Margot Robbie was fully committed to playing her character.  She was very believable as Harley Quinn.  Her onscreen antics did not go unnoticed.  Her lines were killer and even though her makeup looked like it was haphazardly dashed on her face, she was still beautiful.

That or the fact that every time she sheds a piece of clothing or reveals just a little bit of skin is enough to drive the moviegoers crazy.  She has such a crazy amount of sex appeal that simply licking her lips is enough to provoke a frenzied reaction from both male and female fans.

We can rest assured in the fact that her being a movie star now ensures that her beauty will forever be immortalized and can be revisited multiple times whenever you wish in the future.

That beauty extends to her personality.  People who have worked with her attest to her positive energy onset resulting into better performances for everyone around her.  She comes to work well prepared, delivers her lines and sits patiently somewhere out of the way for her next scene.

I guess that type of attitude is a result of Margot Robbie actually having to work her way up to earn her place under the spotlight than to have it just unceremoniously handed down to her because she was pretty.

She’s paid her dues and now it’s time for her to collect.  There are more opportunities coming her way for the remainder of this year and the early part of next year.

Now I said Margot Robbie had a killer body but I think what really sells her image is the fact that she is extremely beautiful.  It doesn’t seem to matter what she’s wearing, she still manages to bring our eyes all the way to her face without any effort thereby helping us ignore whatever clothes she’s put on that fit her fancy.  Well, maybe that’d be harder to accomplish if she’s wearing a tight shirt or revealing dress but for other garments, it seems like they don’t really matter.  Here’s one where she’s wearing a dress with a floral pattern.  The dress seems to blur out right?

Or what about this one?  This is Margot Robbie fully wrapped up in an over-sized jersey.

One look at her and you know the cameras will love her.  Her squarish face is perfect for her big blue eyes and high cheek bones.  Her wide Cheshire cat smile perfectly accentuates her oozing sex appeal.  And you know what, her beauty translates well across all forms of media from film to magazine covers.

Ever since she started living in the public eye, she’s been turning heads left and right.  Her fame started in Australia, reached a fevered pitch in America and who knows where she’ll go next.  I hear she’s relocated to England so maybe she’ll be giving the damn British a good eyeful of her hotness.

One thing’s for sure though: She definitely changed Harley Quinn’s image from goofy sidekick to crazy, hot girlfriend you wouldn’t want to mess with.

The end.

Or is it?

Scroll on down boys, we’ve got a treat for you.

You didn’t think we’d forget these pictures of Margot Robbie’s fantastic boobs right?  You think we were just going to leave you with one naked pic of Margot Robbie and assume you’d be satisfied?  No, no, no, we know our crowd well and we know you want this. So… enjoy!

That’s it, bye!

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As I was writing this Kaley Cuoco article, I suddenly felt old.  I can’t believe that one of my favorite TV shows is now a decade old!

The entire cast has held up pretty well over the years and Kaley Cuoco (or Penny as she is more known now) has remained beautiful in spite of being in the spot light for an entire generation to grow up on.

She’s filled out a bit over the years but don’t get me wrong, it’s not fat that has made her bigger but lean muscles that have given Kaley a stronger, healthier appearance which is in direct contrast with her cast mates who portray nerds on the show.

Now, why do I love this show so much?  Aside from the fact that Kaley Cuoco is one of the lead characters of the show (Big Bang Theory), the humor continues to be spot on and there’s always something that you can relate to in each episode whether you’re a nerd or not.  I’m especially torn about this because I was neither fully a nerd nor a jock while I was growing up.  I was the typical student who played sports and hit the books just enough to remain on the top ten of my class.  I had to do it to retain my academic discount.

But, I can relate to their girl troubles and funny antics whilst solving complex formula on their white boards.  Heh, I just realized that after that line I guess I lean more towards the nerd demographic of the entire school population.

Anyway, aside from the obvious curious quartet of young scientists, the show has balanced it well with the introduction of engaging female counterparts that are well developed with great background stories and all that.

The first of these girls was obviously Penny (Kaley Cuoco, can we just settle on the name Penny for now?  They’re obviously intertwined to the point where you can hardly separate the actress from the character she plays anyway).

So, Penny is the hot blonde living right across the two main protagonists of the TV show and immediately becomes the object of Leonard’s affections.  That opens up a world of hilarity as he tries to (and eventually does) win her over with his awkward charm.

As expected, Penny being the sole female character at this point is turned into a sexual object for the other characters (and the millions of fans watching) to fantasize about.  Before ending up with Leonard, she hooks up with various men who are direct opposites to her friends’ physical weakness.  In a strange twist of fate, she even gets into bed with Raj although nothing happened.

Thanks to the wishes of their fans and eventual development of the character plot, Penny and Leonard end up together and eventually get married.  I wouldn’t say their marriage was perfect though as their contrasting personalities clash every now and then.  But, no matter how big the fight between them is, they always manage to stay together.

I wish that’d be the same case for Kaley Cuoco’s own personal life with the men who she’s been in a relationship with.

Oh major bummer.  Let’s steer this right back to the bright side.

Obviously, in the real world, the actors would age whereas the characters they play could age as the writers seem fit.  That’s a huge dilemma since you basically can’t control time.  So Penny’s appearance changed as Kaley Cuoco matured.  Well, I wouldn’t really say she matured that much because a side by side comparison of her from 10 years back hardly shows any major changes.

Well, maybe bigger boobs.  Kaley Cuoco has admitted to having breast augmentation to make her look better onscreen and what can I say?  It definitely worked.

Every scene in every episode she’s in, she steals the scene.  She just naturally grabs everyone’s attention when she’s on.

Penny and Kaley Cuoco are very much alike as her character was a struggling actress and at one point, the actress was in the same situation.

Although Kaley Cuoco started acting at a very young age, her major break only came when she took the role of Penny.  Before that she was playing small roles in other TV shows usually lasting just an episode or two.  She also had small roles in movies but never really got the recognition she deserved as an actress for years until she got the chance to play a hot chick alongside 4 helpless nerds.  If not for that role she’d probably never have been as big a star as she is now so that gamble paid off well.  Heck, she even got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as a result of her staying in the long running sitcom.

Everything seemed to be perfect.  Kaley Cuoco was a media darling and she had a squeaky clean image that the public really loved.  That is until leaked photos of major and minor celebrities were leaked online and immediately grabbed by people all over the world.

Kaley Cuoco wasn’t spared when the Fappening event happened.  Nude pictures of her and even GIFs went online but it didn’t seem to have an impact on her career as she basically brushed it off and never really talked about it in public or anywhere else.

This girl can keep a secret!

She even managed to keep her relationship with her co-star Galecki under wraps for a very long time from her other co-stars.  They only found out about it later on when the pair had broken up.  Luckily, the two have managed to remain good friends and you wouldn’t even notice any awkwardness when they’re playing a scene together!

Now that’s what I call a true professional.

Anyway, back to her nude pics.  When they came out, we finally get to see the side of Penny that we normally don’t since she’s basically starring in a General Patronage TV series.  We get to see how toned Kaley Cuoco truly is.

And that’s when the whole world realized that Kaley Cuoco isn’t just a media darling onscreen, she’s a totally hot babe keeping everything under wraps for the sake of the nerds watching her every week.  Heck, if she turned her hotness up a little bit more there’d be a massive upheaval in the sphere and nerds would probably die from the shock of seeing Penny all sexed up.  Not that there isn’t any sex happening in the TV show of course but that’s a tastefully done scene and everything’s in a controlled environment.

A pic of Kaley Cuoco in the privacy of her bedroom showing more than just socially acceptable exposed skin would stop you dead in your tracks.

Heck, this one which is still up for debate regarding its authenticity has caused quite a ruckus in the online world!  Imagine what would happen if real photos of her surface.  Nerds would probably spontaneously combust where they stand!  (Yeah totally fake)

Kaley has managed to keep herself fit through a combination of Yoga, strict diet and lots of running.  Seems easy right?  Well throw in her hectic schedule into the mix and it’s a wonder how she even manages to find time to work up a sweat in the gym!

Aside from her physical health being in tip top shape, Kaley Cuoco’s career seems to also be doing really well!

Because of her work she has won the Kids Choice, Teens Choice and Critics choice Awards over the years that she’s been active as Penny.  She’s also won the People’s Choice award for Best comedic actress and that means a lot for anyone in the industry!

So far, The Big Bang Theory has hit the 10 year mark and is already scheduled for another season or two.  That means they’ve been on the air longer than most sitcoms.  They’ve been on the air longer than Friends!

There seems to be no end in sight for this sit-com at the very moment and it looks like there’s still enough material for another decade long run.  The main actors have also received sizable monetary compensation for their loyalty to the brand so that’s something that should keep everyone in one place for now right?

The Big Bang Theory has reached enough popularity that they’ve veritably become household names.  Mention any one of the characters and they can immediately be associated to the actor playing them.  It’s like Friends all over again.

Huh… Kaley Cuoco is this generation’s Jennifer Aniston!

And as an established pop culture icon, there are only good things coming for Kaley Cuoco in her life.

For me, all I want is for her to find the right man to settle down with.

God I sound like such a mom!

Bye!

Oh yeah, anyone here know what Penny’s real last name?  They say they’re never going to reveal it but maybe there’s a chance someone slipped up or so.  If you have any info on that, can you comment on the comments section below and share it with us?  We’d really appreciate it!

Okay that’s all for now folks! Bye!

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One of the most shocking things anyone’s seen on the Game of Thrones TV series is the Red Wedding.  If you haven’t seen it yet then I don’t know which rock you’ve been living under but that was one hell of an episode.

That scene couldn’t have worked had it not happened to a character as beautiful as Talisa Maegyr.  She was a lovely girl of noble descent who decided to live the life of a healer instead of planning dances and other frivolous activities ladies of her social standing were expected to partake in.  In short, she was the personification of everyone’s ideal of what rich people should be doing in the real world.

Talisa Maegyr was played by Oona Chaplin.

It’s funny how similar their lives seem to be.  Oona Chaplin was also born to a somewhat noble family.  Her great grandfather was Charlie Chaplin, her mother was Geraldine Chaplin and her great great grandfather was none other than Eugene O’Neill a world famous playwright.  Her father was also a cinematographer.

For all accounts and purposes, she was born into royalty.  Well, Hollywood royalty because we seem to be hell bent on worshiping these people who grace our screens.

Like Talisa, Oona decided that she wouldn’t be one of those kids who grew up under the limelight and be too self indulgent.  Instead, she dedicated her life to learning and honing her craft to deserve to be a part of today’s mainstream media.

She studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art after she graduated from Gourdounston school where she was enrolled under a scholarship program.  So, none of her family’s money was really spent on her education.  She did it mostly on her own and simply relied on moral support from her mom instead of financial support.

And instead of demanding she get big roles because she carried the Chaplin last name, Oona went to each and every audition available and competed with actresses for the same roles she could’ve easily gotten had she mentioned her great grandfather’s name.

So reel life and real life between Talisa Maegyr and Oona Chaplin were somewhat similar leading to more credibility for the actress to play the part.

We covered more about Oona Chaplin’s life and career in our Hotness Rater article on her so head on over there to read up and get to know her more because we’re going to be shifting gears in the next couple of sentences on this article.

Why?  Because, we want to focus on more important things about Oona Chaplin, which would be her smoking hot body and wonderfully tight ass.

How tight?  Tight enough to make a nobleman’s britches get tighter at the sight of her.  Yeah even though she was all splattered with blood, mud and gore, Talisa’s beauty still shone through and Rob “The Young Wolf” Stark could barely hold his emotions back.  Heck, he broke a couple of oaths here and there just to be with her.  Too bad they can’t be together in this life because breaking one’s oath is tantamount to a death sentence in the world George RR Martin made. Ahhhh but we’re getting way ahead of ourselves here.  Let’s celebrate her life however short it may have been in the series.

But let’s take a few short cuts here and there because I don’t want to get too sappy with her.

She met Rob on the battlefield and they fell in love… okay?  Yeah that’s basically the whole story between those two.

And now for the juicy parts:

Like every nerd I know, George R R martin has a thing for naughty nurses.  And as a brilliant writer he managed to insert one in his epic without making it too obvious.  And that naughty nurse is Talisa Maegyr.

Oh yeah she’s all business when out in the front lines healing the bloodied but when the tent flaps are drawn close and the lights all turned down, Talisa is one horny girl and she’s gonna go after the King of The North without any stops.

After a brief conversation they immediately go at it and tear off each others clothes in a frenzied manner. You know Talisa’s a freak because in those days women were expected to be subservient to their male counterparts. Talisa would have none of that crap and we can see her mounting Rob utterly dominating him with her passionate kisses and heady scent. This girl isn’t shy at all.

In the aftermath, Rob gets up and tells Talisa that if she doesn’t put some clothes on he’s bound to attack her again to which she replies “then attack”.  Not only is she a freak in bed but she’s also an insatiable freak in bed!

No wonder Rob ends up asking her to marry him.  I mean what more could he ask for?  She’s pretty, has an incredibly hot body and the intelligence unheard of in women in those days.  In all aspects she was the perfect woman for the king he was going to be.

Too bad the fates had a different plan for them and their unborn child.  Yep, Talisa got pregnant and that could only mean one thing: they were going at it like wild rabbits each and every chance they could get.  It’s a wonder how Rob managed to win a lot of battles with her in his bed at night!

We all know how that ended and that was a sad thing for everyone involved.  That scene also affected a lot of viewers all over the world.  Their reactions ranged from stunned silence to stark raving mad as to how things went down.  I just think it was a brilliant scene and it really helped cement Game of Throne’s reputation as a ground breaking TV series for this day and age.

Lets just console ourselves with the fact that these two lovers died in each other’s arms and they’re probably up in heaven together (if there is one) and they’re probably making quite a ruckus in the tent provided for them up there in the clouds!

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I can’t believe Carice van Houten is 40 years old!

With a kid!  Shit!

Most women her age would’ve thought twice about bearing it all onscreen much less acting out sex scenes on camera but Dutch Actress Carice Van Houten certainly doesn’t have any issues with that.

Thanks to a regular workout session in the gym (especially when she’s going to get naked) Carice Van Houten has managed to surpass many people her age.  Heck she probably has a hotter body than your girlfriend because she takes really good care of herself!  Whatever it is she’s doing, she’s doing it right.  This could very well be the secret to the fountain of youth: just exercise and eat good food.

And sex!  Have lots and lots of sex!

If your girlfriend complains about working out, just point her in our direction by sharing this link and maybe she’ll change her mind about doing a couple of squats or so.  (Editor note: that’s probably not a good idea)

Anyway, Melisandre is one of the key characters in the Game of Thrones franchise and thanks to Carice Van Houten’s expert portrayal of the character she has become one of the well loved elements in this George R R Martin epic.

Her claim to fame isn’t really about her being the high priestess of the Asshai.  I mean she’s got powerful spells and all that but to me, Melisandre is just going to be the equivalent of how shall I say it… a groupie.  Or a star fucker.

Well… in this case, she’s a king fucker (or would be kings as the men she’s been to bed with that we’ve seen all have a legitimate claim to the throne.)

There’s Stannis Baratheon (Robert Baratheon’s brother who is supposedly next in line to rule as soon as Robert dies).

There’s Gendry, allegedly Robert Baratheon’s bastard son who if proven to be a product of the king’s loins is set to inherit the throne.  Not bad for a blacksmith eh?

And last but not the least there’s Jon Snow, former Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch and if he succeeds, could very well be the one that takes the throne for himself.  He might have to marry Daenerys though but wouldn’t that be a little incestuous knowing she’s probably his aunt?

Anyway, Melisandre has done all three men mentioned above and they’ve had varying degrees of pleasure with her.  And so has she.

Here’s how all of that happened:

Melisandre does Stannis and got impregnated with a demon baby.  It’s not really that impressive which goes to show how stuck up Stannis is that he can’t really enjoy himself and just let all control go.  I mean at his age, he and his wife are probably barely doing it anymore.  So here’s a hot priestess who’s offering herself to him and what does he do?  He just shoves it in, gets it over with and probably regret he ever showed an inkling of his human side not only to another person but to himself.

Well he dies and there goes Melisandre’s dream of being beside a King as he sits on his throne with her in tow as one of the trusted council members or maybe queen. Who knows….

We don’t really need to see that video do we?  I mean it’s just old people fucking which isn’t something I’m keen on sharing with you guys.  No, no, I care too much for you guys that I’d never do that to you.

So let’s just leave it at that shall we?

Where were we?  Oh yeah he dies.

Moving on.

So she has to go find someone else to serve under.  In comes Gendry.

Melisandre goes after Robert baratheon’s bastard and turns the boy into a man.  After her encounter with the Brothers with no banners she chooses to take Gendry with her and immediately proceeds to seducing him in her bedchambers.  It doesn’t take long for the boy  to start pounding away with a different kind of hammer as his loins ignite with passion.  Being a young buck and a strong one at that, he must’ve had the energy Melisandre needed that she’d never find in an old man like Stannis.

We get to see Melisandre’s sexy body and how she takes control of the situation as she straddles him beneath her and rides him like a bucking bronco.

And in that moment the land of Westeros got its very own MILF in action.

She had ulterior motives though as it was all part of an intricate sacrificial ceremony that resulted in her taking some blood from Gendry to satisfy the Burning God. I don’t know with you but I’d trade places with Gendry any day.

Heck I’d join her religion if she comes knocking on my door!

Last but not least, Melisandre goes after top dog Jon Snow and makes him forget he’d taken an oath of celibacy (not that he was ever really true to that oath after all he did have a tryst with Ygritte as well).  The former Lord Commander is easily overpowered by lust and it doesn’t take long for him to bury himself to the hilt inside her.  It also doesn’t take long for him to spew his seed so I wonder why most of the women who watch this series and are so enamored with Kit Harington haven’t noticed that.  What a let down eh?

Now I wonder how all three would feel knowing that underneath that smoking hot body was a creature who’s probably a century old by now.  Let’s just hope that her necklace never comes off when she’s getting down and dirty in the future with any guy she chooses to stick it to her because that would be an ultimate bummer!

Here try to get a hard on after you see this.  I bet this isn’t something a whole bottle of dick pills will ever get to remedy.

Here’s the first part without the old lady part… The above YouTube version doesn’t show nudity like they do in this version (and you get spared the ending):

In conclusion, I’d say Melisandre is no MILF.  She’s probably a GMILF or a GGMILF. You know what that stands for right?

No?  Comment below and we’ll give you an answer.  Well, once a hundred or so of you naughty bastards start asking what we mean by GMILF.

Bye for now!

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Who’s the baddest queen of all Westeros?  Why Cersei of course!

We’ve enjoyed Lena Headey’s character since the very first episode of Game of Thrones and she’s still here!

She’s gone through the deaths of Kings, Sons, a daughter a handful of relatives and other queens and Cersei is still alive kicking and scheming like the best of them.

In my opinion, that’s gotta be the most effective way to deal with the opposition: just flat out kill ‘em all.

Of course we’re talking about a fictional character here and all those characters she had killed off are still alive and doing some other projects with their careers but she is still a very fun character to follow in the acclaimed TV series right?

It also doesn’t hurt that she’s the hottest queen of them all.  Don’t get me wrong, Margaery was a pretty queen but Cersei, oh Cersei’s a whole lotta world of difference. She’s like a cobra: beautiful and deadly to boot!

I gotta admit though when I first started watching the series, the first few minutes were just like any typical medieval themed fantasy series.  And then she and Jamie get caught having sex in one of the abandoned towers.  I don’t know which was more shocking to me at that time, it’s a toss up between Bran getting pushed out the window and her having an illicit sexual relationship with her brother.

Oh you know she’s a freak when you see her down on her knees getting slammed from behind without even bothering to take all their clothes off.  It was obviously a quick tryst done in the heat of the moment for those two and that glimpse of Lena Headey’s sexuality is probably the reason why I got hooked fast.

It was only later on that I realized they were brother and sister when I got shocked.  In most TV series where incest is involved it is only implied and never really shown.  That put Game of Thrones in a different ball game and that’s why this series continues to be a ground breaking achievement for HBO.

After that there was a long drought of not seeing her naked but she continued to fascinate us with her oozing sexual appeal.  I can’t help it, bad girls turn me on and Cersei is definitely the baddest of them all.

It took a couple of years before we finally get to see Cersei fully naked and although it was meant to be a demeaning scene, Lena Headey’s character handled it well.  She got through it and quickly bounced back to scheming and plotting.

Here’s a funny thing, when she was walking down those steps I kept hearing “Shave, shave, shave”.  It just proved a few things for me: one, this show has turned me into a perverted derelict and two Cersei is a natural blonde.

Quite a shocker though as Lena Headey has dark hair.  So, the question is: did she dye herself down there for that scene?  If so, then I applaud her commitment to staying true to her character. (Editor note… For the walk of shame, she used a body double)

That scene sparked a couple of discussions between me and my buddies about her changing into a more humble queen.  I disagreed with them.  I mean come on, look at her face as she’s walking down those steps!  That was the face of a woman screaming inside as she underwent the worst indignity man could throw at a woman.  She kept that stern look as she walked through the crowd and completed the entire journey.  Deep inside she was already planning her revenge.

She quickly got things back in order once she was safely away from the High Sparrow’s clutches and set things in motion to get her back into the seat of power.  This culminated with her youngest son becoming the King of King’s Landing.

And you know what happened to those that tried to unseat her?  She blew them up!  And to hell with collateral damage, she blew half of the population of King’s Landing to exact her revenge.  The Game of Thrones finale last season probably resulted in the deaths of entire clans causing a major shift in the power struggles between families.  Too bad, the grief she caused also cost her her last living son’s life, Tommen, who jumped out the window realizing his wife Margaery was among those blown to smithereens!

This coming season of Game of Thrones should be a really good one knowing there’s gonna be a power vacuum as a result of Cersei’s rage.

Now let’s talk about Lena Headey.  She’s definitely a hot actress…

… but aside from being a hot piece of ass, Lena Headey also has the acting skills to handle one of the biggest roles in today’s most popular TV show.  How’d she manage to appear so regal?

Simple.

She already played a queen back then.

And not just any ordinary queen.  She played Gorgo, the queen of Sparta and when you’re the queen of Spartans you definitely have to kick ass.  Kick ass and have a hot ass.

Here, have a look:

And even before that, Lena Headey has been known to shed off her clothes for the sake of art. Here are a few older films with a far younger Lena Headey frolicking around without any shred of clothing or a care in the world as men feasted on her naked glory.

Lena Headey is a great actress even if you only base it on her most popular character to date.  She is utterly convincing that she’s a lying, scheming, conniving bitch.  In reality, she’s a sweetheart who is well loved by her co-stars.  Even Peter Dinklage who she is truly evil towards on screen is one of her closest friends.

Oh and one last thing, one of the reasons why Lena Headey has been reluctant to shed her clothes onscreen is because she has a large number of tattoos all over her body.  She has been quoted to say that it is an extremely difficult task to hide those body markings that she so loves with makeup.  So, they just don’t let her get naked for scheduling purposes.

Still doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot with or without clothes and she’s going to continue tormenting us for at least 2 more seasons of GOT.

She’s probably gonna outlive everyone else and star in the Game of Thrones spin offs as well.

So, long live Cersei, the baddest queen of all Westeros!

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(Spoiler Alert if you aren’t caught up! – This post reveals details of prior seasons)

Natalie Dormer’s character may have been killed off in the Game of Thrones TV Series but she continues to live on in the memories of legions of fans all over the world!

She is a sweet looking girl and I’d have to say it was a hard sell to try and pass her off as someone who’d eventually be the queen of King’s Landing.

As Margaery Tyrell, Natalie Dormer started out playing her as a lady first married to Renly who had proclaimed himself heir to the throne after his brother Robert Baratheon died.  There’s one catch though: he was more interested with her brother than he was with her.

Renly was definitely gay.  Heck he was probably gayer than the entire rainbow parade!

I mean, how could he turn down someone like Margaery who offered herself so freely to him?  She’s got a smoking hot body!  We got a good glimpse of that when she shed her top off so they could consummate their wedding.  But nope, he couldn’t get it up.  And that’s bad for any king.

In an unexpected move, Margaery offered to do a ménage a trois just so Loras could help get him in the mood and he could get his baby inside her womb.  That might sound odd but she managed to say it in the most inoffensive way.  A totally classy move for a future queen.  The threesome didn’t happen though so we didn’t get to see that happen and she remained a virgin wife.

Renly eventually gets killed and Margaery becomes a young widow with her queenly desires dashed to bits.

Thanks to LittleFinger (Peter Baelish), she got another shot at becoming the regent.

When Renly dies she gets shipped off to King’s Landing and replaces Sansa Stark’s place beside King Joffrey as his betrothed.  This is where we get to see just how awesome Margaery would have been had she become queen.  We all know Joffrey is a monster but she somehow tamed his sadistic tendencies enough so he would give her more respect than he did with Sansa.  I am totally in awe of her during the scene where it got tense between her and Joffrey when they discussed Renly.  He was holding a crossbow then and he was on the verge of doing something nasty to her had she said anything not to his liking.

She turned that situation around by dropping a few choice words and immediately moving towards seducing his narcissistic side even getting him to teach her how to use a cross bow.

Still, Joffrey remained a selfish prick and she did get a few bruises here and there that she tried to hide from the public but she never wavered in her desire to remain as the queen.  She took everything in stride and remained composed all throughout that nightmarish ordeal.  Thankfully that was a short marriage as the evil bugger got his comeuppance when he induced a goblet full of poison and died right there and then.

His death may have caused joy to a lot of people in the Game of Thrones realm as well as the millions of people who religiously followed the series but that left Margaery with another dilemma.  The death of the king meant she was no longer queen again.

Others would have quit by now but Margaery remained true to her words about becoming the queen and not just a queen.

Joffrey’s successor Tommen was placed on her sights and it was a delight to see the games Margaery and Cersei played trying to see who would win.

And when it comes down to obeying your mother as opposed to getting some pussy, any man would choose pussy.  And so Margaery gets the last laugh as she asks Cersei if she should call her Mother or Sister much to the latter’s chagrin.

They say the third time’s the charm and Margaery made sure that this would not be another wasted opportunity.  Oh she fucked him good.  So good that the only thing the new king wanted was to keep doing it every day for the rest of his life.  She must’ve been a real wild cat in bed and she definitely showed him the ropes.

Tommen was so smitten with her that Cersei eventually had to concede to the fact that she no longer had any control over her youngest son.  She relinquished her power and even went as far as swallowing her pride and offer Margaery any assistance if needed. The old queen had lost her power and the new queen had just gotten hers.

What made Natalie Dormer’s character so appealing was the fact that although she was a conniving bitch underneath that sweet exterior, we all got blinded by her pretty smile and her outward gestures of being a good human being despite her ruthlessness when playing the Game of Thrones.  She may be sweet but she could also be manipulative and deceptive when needed.  I think she had to acquire that split personality to ensure her place beside her husband’s throne.

Had she lived and didn’t get blown to bits, I believe she and Tommen would’ve done some really good things for the realm.  To me, she was the perfect queen.

Long Live Queen Margaery.

How did Natalie Dormer manage to create such a character?

Easy.

She’s played a few roles just like Margaery before.

Before hitting it big with the GOT franchise, Natalie Dormer was already starring in some big budget films as well as TV series that garnered her great reviews. And, she’s no stranger to taking her clothes off and performing sexual scenes with her co-stars on screen.

In the Tudors TV series, Natalie Dormer starred as Ann Boleyn and this is where we get to see the breadth of her acting chops as she portrays the character so well.  Although perceived as a sweet looking lass, she’s not opposed to taking her clothes off in the woods for a quick tryst.  This is where we first see how sexy an innocent looking girl like Natalie could be.

After the Tudors (and a few TV series and films), Natalie Dormer appeared naked on the Fades series.  We are again treated to Natalie Dormer’s sexiness onscreen.

All that past experience definitely made it easier for Natalie Dormer to play Margaery in Game of Thrones.  Maybe it was just like falling back into the same character she had with those other two TV series’.

Whatever the case may be, Natalie Dormer gave us one of her best portrayals of a very complex character and here’s hoping she lands another great role again in the future so we can enjoy her sexiness and pretty face once again!

Long Live Queen Margaery!

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Of all the Stark siblings, Sansa Stark is probably the one I like the least.  But, I can’t take my eyes off of Sophie Turner.  So, I’m in a bit of a conundrum.  I hate the character, I love the actress.

But, why the hate you ask?

Well, let’s just say Sansa is a very weak character.  Well, maybe that’s what I thought for the entirety of the Game of Thrones series but lately I’ve had a change of heart.  Having had the chance to revisit the old episodes have given me a new found respect for the character.  She was meant to be portrayed as a naïve rich girl thrust into world changing events that made her stronger in the end.  As the episodes unfold, we get to see that transformation little by little until we see the Sansa we have now who’s become quite the little manipulative and scheming bitch.  Perhaps she has a chance of living through this experience after all!

Still, I don’t like her character that much.  I feel it’s a bit too shallow for my taste.  She’s basically the equivalent of a blonde airhead except she has cherry blonde hair and the setting’s in a medieval place.  If there was a medieval mall, I believe she’d be there all the time gabbing about how fab the dresses were on display with her entourage of nitwits.

She’s very pretty though.

Over the course of 6 seasons, we got to see Sansa grow up to be a very pretty woman.  Pretty, but, still pretty much a one dimensional character that has less than 2 seasons to redeem herself.

If she’s not an interesting character, then why is she regarded as one of the most popular characters on GOT?  Once again, she’s eye candy and the events happening around her are pretty interesting.  She plays a part in the events but is never really the catalyst of the said events.

I’m gonna end it here cause there’s nothing I can really say about Sansa Stark.  I do have a lot of more interesting things to say about Sophie Turner though.  So, head on over to our Hotness Rater site and check out Sophie Turner and why she’s going to be a really hot star soon.

In the mean time, here are a few pictures of Sophie Turner as Sansa in her sexiest.

Just let your imaginations run wild boys.  We’re probably never going to see Sansa fully naked in the GOT series.

Ahahaha I’m kidding guys! Who needs imagination when we’ve got videos right?  Well, it’s not really Sansa or Sophie Turner but it’s the next best thing to having nothing at all to help you fulfill your GOT fantasy!

It’s a cosplayer who has a very Sansa costume I guess (or lack of it)… anyway it’s porn so here you go:

Enjoy!

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Finally!  I get to talk about my favorite female actress in the Game of Thrones TV series!

Missandei!

She started out as a slave girl translating for the slave masters as they dealt with the Khaleesi.  That helped her immediately find a way to climb the ranks when the Mother of Dragons chose her to accompany her after the deal was closed.

We all know how that ended.  As soon as the reins were handed over to the platinum blonde Targaryen, the slave masters were immediately put to death.

Now why do I love Missandei so much?

Well, let’s see… she’s definitely beautiful.  I mean come on, look at that tan skin and perfect body.  She also knows 19 languages. 19!  I barely know 3.

Granted it’s a made up language but that’s still quite a feat considering that as a slave she would’ve had no access to any proper educational system.  She learned those languages by exposing herself to the cultures of the people behind it and absorbed it well enough to speak them fluently.

But I think the best reason why I love her is because she contrasts well with Emilia Clarke’s character.  Where Daenerys is pale, Missandei is dark.  Her calm demeanor is a good way to balance out the Khaleesi’s temper.  She makes Dany more human with her social status.  She is the Yang to the mother of dragon’s Yin.  She personifies good balance and harmony.  These are Missandei’s great qualities.

I could stop there but there’s more to Missandei than just that.

Missandei has the beauty and brains but she is not lacking in the body department as well.

And if you can make a eunuch’s loins stir then you must be scorching hot right?  Grey Worm is totally smitten with her and here’s the reason why:

And that my friends will always be the reason why Missandei makes my day.

Ever since her appearance on the show, I too, like Grey Worm have been totally smitten with her beauty.  I was smitten enough to track down Nathalie Emmanuel’s past films and other appearances.  Head on over to Hotness Rater to find out more about Nathalie Emmanuel and her career.

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I’ve held off on writing about Jennifer Lawrence for a long time out of respect for her as a brilliant actress.

I mean you gotta give her props for providing stellar performances in the movies she’s been in.

Debuting on the film Garden Party, Jennifer Lawrence quickly went on to secure more prominent roles in best selling movies, two of which are series movies.  If that’s not a testament to her great work as an actress just remember she’s been able to keep her roles in both the X-Men film series and hunger Games series for more than a decade now.  Heck, she even managed to get the writers to give her bigger roles so she could showcase her talents onscreen.

But that’s not what we’re here for right?

Back in 2010, the Fappening happened.  Leaked pictures of famous celebrities were shared thanks to a security breach in the iCloud server.  It wouldn’t have been that big of a scandal if Jennifer Lawrence’s pics weren’t among the files shared to millions of people around the world though.

But, there she was.

And when guys found out about it, there was a mad scramble to get her pics on their own phones for their enjoyment.

The seemingly pristine, virginal Jennifer Lawrence in all her naked glory.  She’s definitely rocking that innocent look but this girl ain’t no pure angel.  She’s a hot devil in disguise once the curtains have dropped onstage and she’s in the privacy of her own home.

This wasn’t the result of a casting couch coercion that usually happens with young actresses.  Nope, this was a real photo session done in an intimate setting for private viewing only.

And man with or without the help of makeup and professional lighting, Jennifer Lawrence still looks hot!

She is transformed into a sultry seductress with the way she arches her body with her face looking lustily into the camera lens.

We’ll be posting those pics soon but here’s a short video for you to preview so you can see that she’s having fun while she’s taking photos of her naked self.

Jennifer Lawrence sure knows how to have fun in front of the camera naked!

Her playful nature makes her pics even better as they shed another light on her personality.

A lot of the pics are focused on her boobs and man those knockers are as real as they come.  I thought she had really small boobs but that’s because she wore tight fitting clothes in the Hunger Games series.  Unleashed, those boobs are enough to cup comfortably in your hand.

A closer look at over a dozen pictures of her mammaries gives us a peek at her tiny nipples surrounded by coin sized areolas.  And could they be any more perfect in their pink hue?

She lets them hang loose, squeezes them together, cups them with one of her slender hands.  Yep, those are a lot of pics showing off her rack which leaves very little for your imagination to play with.

This must’ve been the X-Men and Hunger Games era because Jennifer Lawrence is tight in those pics.  She’s showing off well defined abs and a contoured waist line.  Or maybe that’s because she’s a regular yoga practitioner.  Whatever it may be, she’s totally packing a hot body!

A couple of the pics she has in that folder has her holding her phone as she stands in front of the mirror perhaps to take a full body selfie and send it to a very lucky guy.

She gives us the whole tour not only focusing up top but also down under where it matters.  Her round shapely ass pushed up into the air to give us a good look of how smooth her bottom is.  They’re not only smooth but they’re perfectly shaped thanks to her regular workout sessions.

Last but not the least, we get a good look at her pussy. this is quite a treat because most actresses of her caliber would never have such revealing shots of their womanhood shared with the rest of the world but there it is, Jennifer Lawrence’s pussy for all to see.  She’s waxed clean because I don’t see any stubble at all.  That or she could only have a sparse bush to begin with and with very flimsy strands of blonde pubes to keep her vag protected from the elements.

She has a nice clit which peeks out with just the right amount through her pussy lips.  That is one tiny pussy and I bet she was proud to take a picture of it to send to her guy at that time.

What can I say?  She’s perfect inside and outside, fully clothed or not.  No wonder she’s so well loved by millions of fans all over the world.  It’s also a great thing that she has the acting chops to back that look otherwise she’d be lumped in with the rest of the actresses who only have a pretty face and a hot body.

For most actresses starring in high profile films, that would’ve ended their careers right there and then.  The opposite thing happened with Jennifer Lawrence, not only did she manage to weather that storm with grace but she also went on to more successful roles in movies stretching her acting talents out to their fullest potential.

In my opinion, that scandalous event that fappened… er… happened to her gave her the opportunity to exploit her new found sexuality freeing her from being pigeon holed into the goody goody two shoes image people were beginning to associate her with.

Who knows, maybe she’s glad that fappened.  Dammit!  I meant happened!  Maybe she’s glad that happened.

I’m out! Enjoy!

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